No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Crops Grown: 3472 Love Letters Sent: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Void Gems Collected: 16
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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