Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Evil Twin Fights: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are

    PuppyPitStop – Home is where the blocks are
    Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and need a break? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect doghouse for your virtual puppy!

    Imagine this: you log on to the server and find out that your virtual wife has run off with all her belongings, leaving you with just a puppy. But fear not, because on our server, you can tame wild wolves to create your own loyal pack of furry friends to keep you company.

    So why waste time dealing with real-life relationship drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is expanding your virtual pet collection? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft pet owner!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Towns Built: 10
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server

    Germans Are Cool Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, do we have a server for you! Our Minecraft server is like a virtual Oktoberfest, but with creepers instead of beer. Join us for some epic building battles, where you can show off your engineering skills and outsmart your opponents with your strategic thinking. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds guarded by a squad of lederhosen-wearing zombies. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner German engineer and conquer the virtual world, come join us on our server! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ”>be me Minecraft SMP”

    ”>be me Minecraft SMP”
    > join our Minecraft SMP and escape the cruel realities of life where even god is trolling you by giving you a 4 inch dick. On our server, size doesn’t matter because we measure success in blocks mined and mobs slain! Plus, with your handsome face and full head of hair, you’ll fit right in with our community of pixelated adventurers. So come on, don’t let a small setback hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft journey of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server

    PranksterSisGone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living with a prankster sister who takes things way too far? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! No more waking up to water being poured on you or finding your belongings rearranged. On our server, the only thing on fire will be your creativity as you build and explore to your heart’s content.

    Say goodbye to false accusations and police visits – on our server, the only crime is not having enough fun! And don’t worry about leaving your sister high and dry, because on our server, the only thing getting soaked is the ground after a rainstorm. Join now and leave the drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1979 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

    NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyDifferences

    CraftyDifferences
    Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

    For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Void Armor Forged: 20
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Sugar Rush Depression Den

    Sugar Rush Depression Den
    u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

    join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

    so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Potions Brewed: 92 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineMagic Minecraft server

    MineMagic Minecraft server

    The server is designed for an adequate audience:

    No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

    The server is constantly evolving:

    The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

    Start of the journey:

    The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

    Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 13 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

    2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

    3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

    4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

    5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

    The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211
    Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

    So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

    SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

    But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

    So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • GlowedUpGang

    GlowedUpGang
    Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Falling into the Void: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

    SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!
    get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 96 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Gods Slained: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Furry Friends Minecraft Server

    Furry Friends Minecraft Server
    Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 2769

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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