Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even /pol/ has stopped hating on niggers and jeets! That’s right, we’ve got a community so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum has changed their tune. Join us for a truly mind-blowing experience where anything can happen, from diamond-clad jeets ruling the land to niggers building towering monuments. Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server out there – join now and see for yourself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Buildings Constructed: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

    Observer Awards Minecraft SMP
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

    Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 144 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 17 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

    SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

    Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

    And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 6 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Void Gems Collected: 12

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 291 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Runes Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 19
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Crops Grown: 7625
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6382 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 165 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 259427 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Crops Grown: 9522
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1301

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Scales Harvested: 490

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Solaris

    Solaris

    A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 New Chunks Explored: 473272

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Sapling SMP

    Sapling SMP

    Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17 Gods Slained: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7350 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

    LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

    5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

    Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Astral Amulets Crafted: 43
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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