Ejaculator’s Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventure, Ejaculators, gooner, Guide, Masturbation, one pump chump, premature ejaculation, self worth, sexual confidence, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, Sexual empowerment, sexual frustration, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, Sexual intimacy, sexual performance, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, submissive, women superiority

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	119	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of self-discovery and humiliation!

Build your own virtual dungeon to reflect your innermost desires and insecurities!

Explore a world where women reign supreme and you are just a lowly peasant begging for their attention!

Experience the thrill of being a one pump chump in a safe and supportive environment!

Join now and unleash your submissive side in ways you never thought possible!

Don’t miss out on the chance to embrace your true gooner nature and submit to the power of women!

Come play on our server and let your wildest fantasies run wild!

Crazy Craft Conundrum

#youtube, American, Bitches, commentary, complaining, Content Creator, conundrum, Craft, crazy, Cultural differences, Culture Shock, Diversity, humor, identity crisis, influencer, International, jewtuber, satire, social media, Stereotypes, travel, vlogger

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Towns Built:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe, where we got American Jewtubers going all over the place and complaining non-stop about everything! Like, seriously, why are they always like this? But hey, if you’re down for some wild adventures and unpredictable shenanigans, then come join us on this epic server! Build, mine, explore, and just have a blast with us! Don’t miss out, join now! Let’s get this party started, woohoo! 🎉🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness

HonduranCraft Minecraft Server

base, central america, deportations, foreign relations, Honduran, Honduran President, HonduranCraft, immigration, Immigration Policy, leader, Mass Deportations, military base, Minecraft, national security, orders, Politics, push, Server, threatens, trump, Trump administration, U.S. Military, united states

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3688
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit blocks and stuff.

we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.

join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyCash500

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

omg u guyz u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz itz da only place where u can find da secret to becoming one of da world’s 500 richest people!!! we got diamondz for dayz and emeraldz galore, u gonna be swimmin in wealth like scrooge mcduck in no time!!! join now and u might just surpass $10 trillion in wealth dis year, no joke!!! don’t miss out on dis once in a lifetime opportunity, come join us and start ur journey to becoming a minecraft millionaire!!!

United Lands

alliances, cosmetic, Custom Items, discord community, dynamic world map, Earth Map, Epic battles, Fair Play, Geopolitical, geopolitical strategy, Immersive, immersive gameplay, immersive roleplay, Lands, marketplace, player-driven, Roleplay, smp, strategy, towny-based, United, vast lands

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Join United Lands: A Premier Geopolitical Earth SMP Experience!

Features
🌍 Step into a World Like No Other!	🎥 Watch Our Trailer	🛠️ Engage in Deep Gameplay	💹 Progress Your Way	💵 Player-Driven Economy	💸 Fair Play – No Pay-to-Win	⚔️ Epic Wars and Thrilling Combat

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by entering the IP: play.unitedlands.org in your Minecraft client.
Is there a Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org
Are there in-game advantages for donations?	No, all store items are purely cosmetic and donations offer no in-game advantages.
What type of gameplay is available on the server?	Players can engage in deep gameplay including building towns, roleplaying, and participating in epic wars and combat.
Can I view the server’s world map?	Yes, you can view the dynamic world map at https://map.unitedlands.org

Chud Bullies United 1.20.4

1.20.4, anti-bullying, Bullies, bully awareness, bully behavior, bully consequences, bully culture, bully education, bully intervention, bully prevention programs, bully psychology, bully social impact, bully stereotypes, bully stigma, bully support, bully victims, bullying, bullying prevention, Chud, cyberbullying, Harassment, school bullying, United, vicious chud bullies

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chud bullies by building a fortress made of diamond blocks.

We have a secret underground base where you can hide from the bullies and plot your revenge with other players.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, ready to take on any bully that comes your way.

Don’t let the chuds win, join our server and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

ToddlerGlamStopperMC

AMBITION, career, child development, Communication, Curiosity, DAUGHTER, education, encouragement, family, family dynamics, Gender norms, Gifts, History, in-laws, makeup, Math, oceans, parenting, Science, societal expectations, Stars, ToddlerGlamStopperMC

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of your daughter being bombarded with “girlie” gifts like makeup and hair care products on other servers? Join our server where we encourage curiosity about the stars, the oceans, history, science, and math from a young age! No more gender norms here, just pure exploration and fun! Plus, our in-laws are all highly educated and career-driven, so your daughter will be inspired to reach for the stars (literally)! Say goodbye to societal expectations and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our server! Join now and let your daughter’s imagination run wild!

RespawnRepeatFun

breaking cycles, breaking habits, determination, forgiveness, lessons learned, letting go, mindfulness, moving forward, never again, perseverance, personal growth, Positive Change, repeated mistakes, resilience, RespawnRepeatFun, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-discipline, Sworn, transformation

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending cycle of monotony and boredom in your Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of repetitive gameplay! Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

On our server, you’ll find yourself embroiled in epic battles with giant chickens, building towering castles made entirely of cake, and riding on the backs of flying pigs as you soar through the skies. And that’s just the beginning!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and never be stuck in a boring Minecraft world again. Plus, rumor has it that the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep can only be found on our server. Happy mining!

Beware the Intent Economy: Crafty Collectors

Artificial Intelligence, BEWARE, Big Data Analysis, Collection of Intent, collectors, commodification, consumer behavior, Consumer Insights, Crafty, data collection, data privacy, data security, digital economy, Economy, ethical implications, Intent, Intent Prediction, Intention Economy, large language models, machine learning, marketing strategies, online behavior, Personalization, privacy concerns, technology ethics

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Votes:	711	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and ride on dolphins. our diamond armor is made from unicorn tears and dragon scales, making you invincible against any creeper attack. and watch out for the evil chickens who are plotting to overthrow the sheep as the rulers of the server. join now before the evil sheep army takes over and turns everyone into wooly minions!

Totem Network

Adventure, Air drops, Announcements, Biomes, Crates, Custom, Discord, Ip:, Journey, Loot, mobs, Network, Pets, Reset, Revamped, Staff Team, Surprises, Survival, totem, Upgrade, weapons

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9534
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	9059	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Welcome to Totem Network Minecraft Server!

Server Overview:

Features
Encounter custom mobs with unique behaviors and abilities.
Wield powerful custom weapons crafted for strategic combat.
Explore diverse custom biomes teeming with wonders and challenges.
Hunt for valuable loot in crates scattered throughout the world.
Keep an eye out for thrilling air drops containing rare rewards.
Custom pets with awesome abilities.

Exciting News!

Server Reset and Upgrade Incoming!

Dear Players, We have a special reveal to share with you! The project we’ve poured our hearts into for so long is finally ready for release. Our current survival server is winding down to mark the beginning of this new adventure, a grand reset and a massive upgrade are on the horizon.

Server Reset Date: 6 January 2025 Stay Updated: Watch for announcements on Discord. Join us as we embark on this long-anticipated journey together! See you soon in the revamped world! Warm Regards, Totem Network Staff Team

Join Us!

Join our Discord IP: totem.lunar-mc.net

FAQs:

Question	Answer
When is the server reset date?	The server reset date is set for 6 January 2025.
What new features can we expect after the reset?	We will be introducing new custom mobs, weapons, biomes, loot, air drops, and pets with unique abilities for an enhanced gaming experience.
How can I stay updated on server announcements?	Watch for announcements on our Discord channel to stay updated on all server news and events.

Eternal Echoes 1.20.3

#announcement, 1.20.3, COMEBACK, debut, Echoes, Entertainment, ETERNAL, family, graduating, Graduation, INSTANT, internet, mom, reaction, redebut, shock, social media, Surprise, teasing, trending, unexpected, viral, WTF

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Farms Harvested:	881	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like right now! Why? Because it’s like your mom teasing a redebut almost INSTANTLY after graduating, like what the actual heck, right? It’s so crazy and unpredictable, just like this server! You never know what’s gonna happen next, so join in on the madness and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out on this wild ride, man!

KidCraftHolidayFun

adhd, Adults, aunt, Benadryl, Boundaries, children, christmas, Communication, Expectations, family, Gifts, holiday gatherings, KidCraftHolidayFun, non kid friendly, overstimulated, parenting, sensory issues, sister, stress, Toys, valium

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	172496
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3160	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Are you tired of spending your holidays at your husband’s aunt’s and sister’s houses, where your kids are expected to sit quietly and behave like little angels? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where kids can be kids and adults can visit in peace! No more constant stress and taming your little ones, let them run wild and have fun in our virtual world.

Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!

FanboyFlix Minecraft SMP

acting talent, big screen, binge-worthy, box office hit, captivating actress., celebrity crush, charismatic actor, cinema lover, FanboyFlix, favorite actor, favorite actress, film buff, film fanatic, Hollywood, Minecraft, movie star, must watch, on-screen charisma, screen presence, silver screen idol, smp, talented performer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4942	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, soooooo epic, you HAVE to join! Like, the owner is actually a secret celebrity in disguise, I heard they’re like, the long lost cousin of Leonardo DiCaprio or something. And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all the players. It’s like, a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a replica of Hollywood, and all the buildings are named after famous actors and actresses. Like, you can live in the Jennifer Lawrence mansion or party at the Johnny Depp nightclub. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden golden statue of Brad Pitt, you get a free lifetime supply of golden apples!

Plus, there’s this one player who goes by the name “Minecraft Maestro” and they’re like, the ultimate PvP master. They’ve never been defeated in a duel and they say if you can beat them, you become the new ruler of the server. It’s like, a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So like, if you’re a fan of Minecraft AND celebrities, you HAVE to join this server. It’s like, the best of both worlds, and you’ll have so much fun exploring and battling it out with other players. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonder, funny beliefs, growing up, hindsight humor, imaginative thinking, misconceptions, Myths, naive beliefs, PixelatedPiggys, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

HaitianGangWars Minecraft Server

central america, collaboration, cooperation, Crisis, deployment, El Salvadoran, Fight, Gangs, Guatemalan, Haiti, HaitianGangWars, International, intervention, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Mission, Peacekeeping, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Troops, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7821	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Votes:	7307	Epic Quests Completed:	17

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, so lit fam. we got guatemalan and el salvadoran troops pullin up in haiti to fight gangs, like what even is happenin? u can be part of dis epic battle and help take down dem gangs wit ur pickaxe and sword. plus, we got like, diamond armor for days and u can ride on a llama into battle. it’s gonna be a party, so join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all da fun. let’s goooooo!

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