Welcome to our Minecraft server, where screeching babies and mischievous nephews roam free! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and chaos, just like the story of this 27-year-old mom dealing with her 10-month-old daughter and her troublemaking nephew.

Witness the epic battles between the screeching baby and the mocking nephew, as they navigate through the treacherous world of highchairs and wet floors. Will the baby’s cries be silenced by the nephew’s loud screams, or will the mom step in to save the day?

With thrilling moments like face plants on tile floors and bottle stealing in the car, this server is guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just remember to bring your headphones to drown out the noise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragons Tamed: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 486

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    GLACIO – ANARCHY Minecraft server

    Server anarchy minecraft

    Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server

    /Mouse/ – Ironmouse General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Cutie Patootie Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us at /mouse/ – Ironmouse General for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Love Letters Sent: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode

    Stay Awake Minecraft SMP Enter Mode
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, on our server, if you stay awake long enough, you can enter a new mode of being! That’s right, you’ll transcend into a Minecraft god and have powers beyond your wildest dreams. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? No problem. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? Easy peasy.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.

    Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP

    TeenAdvantageMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you wish you had the secret knowledge to dominate the game like a pro? Well, look no further because our SMP server is here to give you the advantage you never knew you needed!

    Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4824 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CheeseburgerCraft

    CheeseburgerCraft
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only cheat meal you can have is a sad salad? Well, look no further because on our server, we serve up a buffet of fast food cheat meals that will make your taste buds dance with joy! From towering burgers to cheesy pizzas, we’ve got it all!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Towns Built: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Endless Legions Commanded: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • EmoCraft: No Care Taking

    EmoCraft: No Care Taking
    so, like, u need a place to let out all ur emotions, right? well, this server is the perfect place for u! we got crazy builds that will make u laugh, cry, and maybe even pee ur pants a little. join us and let all ur emotions out in the most epic way possible. plus, we have a secret therapy room where u can scream into the void and no one will judge u. come join us and let it all out, baby!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Latina Queen Minecraft Server

    Latina Queen Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, our owner is a sassy Latina who will keep you on your toes with her fiery personality and love for building epic structures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.

    If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 9
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Potions Brewed: 95 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game

    Nope, Minecraft SMP – Guys Do NOT Play The New Full Dive VR Mystery Dungeon Game
    Hey there gamers, are you tired of getting trapped in virtual worlds with no way out? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the logout button actually works (most of the time) and our admins are only slightly corrupt.

    We’ve got a wild community of players who have survived the most insane mods you can imagine. From exploding chickens to flying creepers, you never know what kind of chaos you’ll encounter. But hey, at least you won’t be stuck in a VR mystery dungeon with no way out, right?

    So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky admins and their shenanigans. Trust us, it’s worth it for the laughs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Ores Mined: 5883 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

    NoobsDontDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t joined the most epic Minecraft SMP server yet? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is jealous! We have diamond rain falling from the sky, creeper fireworks every night, and a secret underground base where Notch himself hangs out and crafts golden apples for all the players. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride of a server! Join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Potions Brewed: 37 Zombie Dances: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Cursed Amulets Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MinecraftAfterDark

    MinecraftAfterDark
    Are you tired of boring, family-friendly Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Join us for a chance to build giant phallic structures, engage in epic battles with pixelated nudity, and explore a world where the only limit is your dirty imagination. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner adult humor run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 19

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%

    LithuanianCraft: SocialDemSlay90%
    so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the social democrats are taking over Lithuania? like, they have 90% of the votes counted and they are totally dominating the game. come join us and be part of this crazy political revolution in the minecraft world. who knew politics could be so lit in a blocky world? come build your own political party and see if you can overthrow the social democrats. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. join now and let’s see who will be the ultimate ruler of this minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Farms Harvested: 540
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition

    Plastic Block Party – Health Hazard Edition
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel! Why, you ask? Well, lemme drop some knowledge bombs on ya – did you know that research has linked plastic bottles to raised blood pressure? Yeah, that’s right! So if you wanna avoid heart attacks, strokes, dementia, and cancer, you better hop on this server ASAP! We got virtual plastic bottle bans, virtual healthy living tips, and virtual doctors to keep ya in tip-top shape! So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to those pesky plastic bottles and hello to a healthier, happier Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Blue Sky

    Blue Sky

    Welcome to Blue Sky, where adventure, creativity, and community come first! We’ve built a Minecraft server that lets your imagination soar—no pay-to-win mechanics, no barriers—just pure, classic gameplay with a twist. Our survival world sticks closely to the vanilla experience but with multiplayer-enhancing additions like /tpa and /sethome to keep things fun. In this wild, unprotected world, anything goes, so run far and build your secret hideaway!

    When you’re ready for a break from survival’s challenges, head to our creative map—a safe haven for builders to unleash their creativity on personal plots. We’re a group of friends who have shaped this server around the way we love to play, and if you share that same passion for adventure and boundless creativity, Blue Sky is waiting for you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 75 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft

    ElysianCraft is a minecraft server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is: ElysianCraft.net

    new server new world worldborder is set on 50M

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Star Rail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure in a world filled with mystery, excitement, and a touch of insanity!

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Yes, potatoes are the new currency on our server because why not?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who rules over a kingdom of pigs wearing crowns and monocles. If you can impress him with your pig-whispering skills, he might just grant you access to his secret bacon vault.

    And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that take place every full moon. Players transform into werewolves and battle it out for the title of Alpha Pig. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for potatoes.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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