| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 2008 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 41 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!
So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 176 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8512 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6613 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Need a reason to keep grinding for that next level? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes that shoots rainbows? That’s right, you heard us correctly. This chicken is not to be messed with, but if you can defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that can slice through anything like butter.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking unlimited power and knowledge. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their challenges, and you’ll be on your way to becoming the most powerful player in the game.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the insanity begin! Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and whimsy.
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 178 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
