| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.
Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8013 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 77 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?
Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 266539 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?
Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 72 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4247 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 136 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 4355 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 170 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 105/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Ores Mined: | 1072 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 9 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Emeralds Found: | 9598 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 98 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Towns Built: | 5 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
