| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1649 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 285659 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6577 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7363 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 148 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 8 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 29 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 54 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 917 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Enchantments Applied: | 241 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 72 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?
So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 24 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Our server is like a magical potion that keeps you going, like a never-ending buffet of enchanted golden apples. We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, more twists and turns than a maze of redstone contraptions. You’ll never know what’s coming next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be more exhilarating than a creeper explosion in your face.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of staying alive in Minecraft like never before. Who needs sleep when you can be on the edge of your minecart seat, dodging danger and laughing in the face of death? Come join us and see what it truly means to survive and thrive in the world of blocks and mobs.
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 32 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Server Type | Launch Date | Rules | Ranking System |
|---|---|---|---|
| Anarchy | 9/23/2024 | No rules except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server security | Playtime based ranking system |
JAVA: nova-anarchy.us
BEDROCK: 192.95.3.149:19132
Nova Anarchy is an anarchy Minecraft server with no rules, except for anti-cheat, no doxxing, and server protections.
Nova Anarchy was created on 9/23/2024.
Yes, Nova Anarchy has a playtime based ranking system.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of dancing creepers appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Or how about riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombies with rubber chickens? Anything is possible on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pregmata game, where players must navigate through a maze of baby pigs while wearing a giant diaper. It’s the ultimate test of skill and endurance!
So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 229 | Magical Moments Shared: | 12 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for some hilarious adventures and outrageous shenanigans. We’ve got pregnant hair stylists throwing up on customers, belly buttons popping like popcorn, and so much more wacky madness!
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server around. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Join now and let the laughter begin!
| Players: | 96/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 7330 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone constantly hitting you up for money like the woman in this story. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with your virtual friends. Plus, we promise that no one will ever guilt trip you into buying them gifts or paying for their kids’ birthday parties – unless, of course, you want to do that for fun!
So why join our server? Because here, you can be yourself without any pressure or expectations. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for you here. And who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way (just don’t expect them to ask you for money every week).
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs a girlfriend asking for money when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead?
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2461 | New Chunks Explored: | 364189 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
