| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5199 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine a world where everyone appreciates the art of fragrance and shares their favorite scents with each other. On our server, you can trade perfumes, create custom scents, and even participate in fragrance-themed challenges.
Don’t settle for ordinary gifts when you can give something truly special and meaningful. Join our server today and show off your unique gift-giving skills – because who needs a handbag when you can have a bottle of oud/agarwood perfume?
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Explore our server and build your own virtual 3 bedroom house, just like the one in the story. Will you invite your father to move in with you, or will you stick to virtual solo living to avoid the drama?
Experience the thrill of navigating tricky family dynamics, just like in this tale of a wife terrified of guns and a father refusing to give up his beloved revolver. Will you choose to support your spouse or stand by your gun-loving dad?
Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, all waiting for you on our Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of drama and excitement you’ll encounter next? The only way to find out is to join us today!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 10 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our insane survival challenges. Can you build a shelter strong enough to withstand the radiation? Can you scavenge enough resources to keep yourself alive in this post-apocalyptic world? Can you outsmart the Russian attackers and save the day?
Join us now for a wild ride filled with explosions, radiation, and epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a nuclear apocalypse adventure? Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 122 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 468433 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 634 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 87 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 75 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 427 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 93 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 445 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!
2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!
3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!
4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!
so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 958 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3182 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!
If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
