Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 166 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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