Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Epic Quests Completed: 28
Runes Activated: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 305 Players Killed by Monsters: 360

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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