so, like, u know how when u build a mountain in minecraft, u like, release CO2 into the air? well, this server is like the ultimate mountain building extravaganza! we’re talkin’ CO2 levels off the charts, baby! but don’t worry, cuz we also have like, super epic weathering going on to balance it out. it’s like a crazy dance party of carbon emissions and sequestering, all in one place! come join us for the wildest geological ride of ur life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ores Mined: 9203 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 129

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Pixel Portal Minecraft Server

    Pixel Portal Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to use as your trusty steed.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Mabel, a mysterious figure who drops exclusive loot and grants wishes to lucky players. So if you’re in need of a Mabel fix, this is the place to be! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP

    French People Worship Africans Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the French “people” have taken their love for Africans to a whole new level by worshipping them in-game! It’s like a wild party in 19th century Paris, where negrophilia and deep homosexuality reign supreme.

    Join us for a chance to build outrageous structures inspired by French-African fusion, participate in wild dance parties, and maybe even uncover the hidden secrets of Parisian history. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this unique and eccentric server?

    So come on, grab your virtual baguette and beret, and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and questioning everything you thought you knew about history and culture. Vive la France!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Villages Defended: 9
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ores Mined: 4653
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition

    WeddingCraft: Third Wheel Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any fiancée drama like this poor soul! Join us and build your dream world without worrying about inside jokes, third-wheeling, or feeling like a complete stranger in your own relationship. Our server is a safe space where you can truly be yourself and escape from all the wedding planning chaos. Plus, we guarantee that no one will mistake you for being in a relationship with your best friend – unless, of course, that’s what you’re into! So come join us and leave all the relationship drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

    SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • GrumpyCraft

    GrumpyCraft
    Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

    On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

    But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

    So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Chimeras Created: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MacronCraftEU

    MacronCraftEU
    Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

    So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Farms Harvested: 696

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Crafty Aqua Watchers

    Crafty Aqua Watchers
    Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Crops Grown: 1055 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

    Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)
    Server Name Virtual Headquarters
    IP Address vhq.falixsrv.me

    Overview:

    Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

    We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

    Features:

    • Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
    • Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

    Community:

    Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

    How to Join:

    1. Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
    2. Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
    3. Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

    We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

    Happy crafting!

    • TeamVHQ

    vhq.falixsrv.me

    FAQ:

    How do I get whitelisted on the server?

    To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

    Are there any rules on the server?

    Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

    Can I use mods on the server?

    The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

    Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

    Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

    How often are there events on the server?

    Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

    Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

    And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Potions Brewed: 151
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

    High School Dropout Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

    Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 119
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

    UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL
    🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

    🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

    💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 262 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

    AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7715 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyWebLinks

    CraftyWebLinks
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Alien Abductions: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Zombie Dances: 3 Towns Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

    YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

    ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

    SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9824 Enchantments Applied: 125
    Falling into the Void: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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