IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE DIGGING AWAY IN A MINE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY YOU UNEARTH ANCIENT ZIRCONS! AND GUESS WHAT? THEY SUGGEST EARTH’S FIRST CONTINENTS FORMED FROM THICKENED CRUST, NOT EARLY PLATE TECTONICS!
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