join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed: 179 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Rune Stones Activated: 7
Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Treasure Maps Found: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • ChadCraft: The Quest for Ultimate Chadness

    ChadCraft: The Quest for Ultimate Chadness
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Do you want to become the ultimate Chad of the blocky world? Look no further, because our server is the place where Chads are born!

    Join us and embark on a quest to prove your Chadness by defeating hordes of evil mobs with nothing but a carrot and a leather helmet. Only the true Chads will survive and emerge victorious, riding into the sunset on a majestic pink llama.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chad Cave, where the walls are made of diamond blocks and the floor is paved with emeralds. Only the most Chad-like players can enter this sacred space and claim the treasures within.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and become a certified Chad, join our server today! Just remember, with great Chadness comes great responsibility.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Blocky Booty Bounce

    Blocky Booty Bounce
    Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, but little did they know it was cursed! Suddenly, they were all transformed into chickens and had to navigate the server pecking their way to victory. Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to break the curse and return to their human form.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that defeating this feathery beast will grant you unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Disco Sheep” party nights, where you can dance the night away with your woolly friends to the latest hits.

    So come on, don’t be a chicken! Join our server and experience the craziest and most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – and usually does!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Gods Slained: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!

    CheeseCraft: Where Horse Girls and Penis Cheese Cleaners Unite!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a place where post women who love horses come together to bathe horse cocks for a living. Yes, you heard that right – washing horse dick smegma is a real job on this server! And let me tell you, these gals take their job very seriously. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see how you feel about gals who clean peen smeg! Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • CraftyTrolls R Us

    CraftyTrolls R Us
    Welcome to Günoo, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player joined Günoo and found themselves in a world filled with dancing llamas, flying pigs, and talking creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on Günoo you can team up with other players to defeat the chicken and claim the pickaxe for yourself. And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new llama friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Günoo today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky

    Block and Roll: The Minecraft Server for When You’re Feeling Frisky
    Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that will satisfy your insatiable thirst for adventure and excitement? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us if you’re feeling like you’re in that weird in-between stage of horniness where regular games just won’t cut it, but you’re not quite ready for the wild world of h-games. Our server offers a unique blend of excitement, danger, and just a touch of inappropriate humor to keep you on your toes.

    Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. But be warned, things can get a little…weird. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Crops Grown: 7225 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Star Shards Collected: 287
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles

    Crafty Caveman’s Crazy World: Surviving Society’s Struggles
    Are you tired of adulting and dealing with the real world? Escape to our Minecraft server where you can live out your wildest blocky fantasies! Join us and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom, where the only responsibility you have is to mine, build, and survive.

    On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Who knew virtual reality could be so epic?

    So say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the blocky bliss of our Minecraft server. Because let’s face it, who needs to adult when you can be a blocky badass instead?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2445 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154

    Blocky Baggage – LOL Minecraft Madness #5154
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and endless possibilities.

    Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a grand assault against Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor. But don’t worry, you’ve got this! Team up with your friends and take down the mighty foe to claim your victory.

    And that’s not all! How about a hot spring party with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka? Jump into the relaxing waters and unwind after a long day of battling monsters and exploring the vast world of our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join the General Student Council and help balance Schale’s books in a thrilling event that will test your skills and teamwork. And don’t forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll defend against incoming attacks and prove your worth as a warrior.

    With 2x Normals, Commissions, and Hards, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Dragon Scales Harvested: 271
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

    Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 328

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?

    SoullessCraft: Because Who Needs Souls When You Have Blocks?
    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of llama ballet. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly like a majestic unicorn.

    So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a square, come join the fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Rainbows Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blocky Broads & Bros

    Blocky Broads & Bros
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls! Why settle for regular old female avatars when you can have the sassiest, most fabulous boys strutting their stuff in pixelated dresses and heels? Our server is the only place where you can find a squad of guys rocking the latest fashion trends and slaying the game like never before.

    Join us for epic fashion shows, where our male players compete to see who can pull off the fiercest looks. From sparkly tiaras to glittery gowns, our boys are serving looks that will leave you gagging. Plus, our community is full of hilarious banter and non-stop laughter, making every gaming session a total blast.

    So why wait? Come join our Minecraft server where boys make the best girls and get ready to slay the virtual runway like never before. Trust us, you won’t find a more fabulous and fun server anywhere else!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!

    ArgenCraft: Where Creepers Tango and Diamonds are More Valuable than Peso!
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas roam freely, tango music plays in the background, and empanadas rain from the sky. Welcome to our server, where every block is made of dulce de leche and every creeper wears a sombrero.

    Join us on this wild adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary hidden treasure of El Dorado, battle against the evil empanada-stealing banditos, and ride on the backs of flying llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gaucho ranch, dance the night away at our virtual milongas, and explore the mystical forests of mate trees.

    So why live in Argentina when you can live in our crazy Minecraft world? Join us now and let the fiesta begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

    YeetCraft – Land of Llamas
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further, because our server is run by Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the craziest group of Minecraft players you’ll ever meet! Enna once built a roller coaster that launched players into the sky, Millie once tamed a pack of wild wolves to do her bidding, Nina graduated from Minecraft University with a degree in Redstone engineering, and Reimu once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword!

    Join us on this server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a few explosions (thanks to Ethyria Essentials)! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join us for a wild ride through the wackiest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Politics-Free Funland

    Blocky Politics-Free Funland
    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with annoying players who ruin the game for everyone else? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who are tired of dealing with toxic behavior. We have a zero-tolerance policy for racism, sexism, and homophobia, so you can game in peace without having to worry about encountering any hateful players. Join us today and experience the joy of playing in a welcoming and inclusive community!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition

    Blocky Exile Adventures: Mine & Craft Edition
    Welcome to the Minecraft server where everything is literally about YOU. Yes, you heard it right, this server is the “Literally Me Edition” where every block you place, every mob you slay, and every diamond you mine is a reflection of your inner self.

    Join us on our Necropolis world where you can explore ancient tombs filled with treasures and dangers at every corner. But be warned, the undead are not too happy about you raiding their resting places, so bring your best armor and weapons to survive the onslaught.

    Check out our Patch Notes section where we update you on all the crazy changes happening in our world. From new mobs to wacky events, there’s always something exciting going on in our server.

    And don’t forget to participate in our Challenge Rewards program where you can earn exclusive in-game rewards for completing insane tasks. From building a giant statue of yourself to taming a dragon, the challenges are endless and the rewards are epic.

    Oh, and did we mention that we have a sneak peek of PoE 2 available for early access in 2024? That’s right, you can get a taste of the future of Minecraft before anyone else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner Minecraft master shine on our server.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Towns Built: 10 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!

    Crafting Love: Where even pixels find romance!
    Are you tired of trying to navigate the treacherous waters of dating in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find love in the most unexpected places! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful virtual relationship with someone while constructing a majestic castle together?

    Join our server and watch as your love story unfolds in ways you never thought possible. From epic battles against creepers to romantic sunset walks along pixelated beaches, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate on our server and live happily ever after in a world made of blocks.

    So say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to a world where love knows no bounds. Join us today and start crafting your own love story in the most unexpected of places. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than swiping left or right!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Gods Slained: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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