MomSharkLoanSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

beauty standards, body image, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, feminism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, glass ceiling, harsh reality, intersectionality, MineGirrlRealityCheck, Misogyny, patriarchy, reddit, self worth, sexism, sexual harassment, societal expectations, wage gap, WOMAN

Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Crops Grown:	5935	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Savage Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	1410
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwipeCraft: No Regrets

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Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ores Mined:	8967	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

DreamCraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard! Don’t believe us? Just try to type in chat without accidentally hitting the “neigh” key.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who are plotting to take over the world with their starchy goodness. Will you join them or will you stand against the potato uprising?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Sure, he might blow up your stuff every now and then, but hey, at least he’s trying to make connections in the afterlife!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most insane Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll finally become what you dream of… a llama potato farmer with a ghostly creeper best friend!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TraitCraft

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Are you a master builder with a knack for creating epic structures out of pixelated blocks? Do you have the survival skills of a seasoned adventurer, always ready to take on the next creeper that crosses your path? Or maybe you’re just a total goofball who loves to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens?

Well, whatever your best personality trait may be, our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to show it off! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with endless possibilities and hilarious shenanigans.

Whether you’re looking to team up with other players to conquer dungeons and defeat powerful bosses, or you just want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat, this server has got you covered. So come on over and let your inner blocky genius shine – we can’t wait to see what you come up with!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Hate-Free Zone Server

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LOL come join our cray cray minecraft server where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha cha slide! we got a secret underground disco party where all the villagers get down and boogie woogie!

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! we have a roller coaster made out of diamonds and a water park filled with lava (don’t worry, we provide fireproof swimsuits).

we have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance off to see who’s the best dancer in the land. last week, a zombie won with his killer moonwalk!

so if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us! but beware, our server is so addictive, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Desert Discovery | Quaestio Simpsonorum | Left-Right Lifeforms

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Yo, so like, this server is like finding fossils in the Australian desert, but way more lit, ya know? We got crazy creatures called Quaestio simpsonorum that are all asymmetrical and stuff, showing how life got all complex and fancy over 500 million years ago.

Join this server if you wanna uncover the mysteries of evolution while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world, waiting for someone brave enough to find it.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the next big thing in gaming evolution.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	74
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ds99eu Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Joins us today! This is a new minecraft network with lots of custom plugins. Our target is to make a server that is liked by all players playing in it. Come and try it yourself. We hope you like it!

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/KMM3fmgZfx

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Jay Nepal

Adventure, Cities, coins economy, Community, Cosmetics, Crafting, Creative, creativity, Discord, Economy, Events, imagination, jay nepal, Masterpieces, Minecraft, Parkour, pixel-perfect, player tags, Ranks, Roleplay, Support, Updates, Worldedit

Embark on a creative adventure where the only limit is your imagination! Whether you’re crafting grand cities or pixel-perfect masterpieces, Jay Nepal is your canvas to build and explore. Our server offers a fun and engaging environment with exciting features, including:

Cosmetics – Customize your look with unique flair Player Tags – Stand out and express yourself Parkour – Challenge your agility and skills WorldEdit – Build faster and easier Ranks & Coins Economy – Unlock rewards and progress

Join our Discord for future updates, events, and support from our amazing community! . We can’t wait to see your creative projects come to life on Jay Nepal!

Come join the fun today and unleash your creativity!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Depressed & Suicidal Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a first world country with all its first world problems? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which block to build with next!

On our server, you can build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep, or even create a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).

Say goodbye to your first world blues and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4630	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2