MomSharkLoanSnitch | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Villages Defended:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	508173

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Star Shards Collected:	73
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3637	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Void Armor Forged:	29	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	433
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Pristine Network

2024.., bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Duels, Events, Friend, Gamemodes, Ip:, LifeSteal, mctiers, Minecraft, netherite pot, Parkour, PORT, Pristine Network, Prizes, PvE, PvP, Server, Spleef, Store, Survival, Vanilla

Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crops Grown:	4318
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	1511
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mines Excavated:	2953	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	117	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	9495
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Farms Harvested:	265
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Buildings Constructed:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0