Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
Astral Projections Made: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyJobQuit

    BlockyJobQuit
    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

    So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Gods Slained: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CeasefireCraft

    CeasefireCraft
    LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

    COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

    FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

    SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Towns Built: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Mines Excavated: 4649 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

    VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun
    Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 771 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Enchantments Applied: 138

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

    ‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’
    Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Dimension Hops: 15 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

    White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

    So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Potions Brewed: 171
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnderwearWarsMC

    UnderwearWarsMC
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

    Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

    Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Runes Activated: 7
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Enchantments Applied: 256
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

    ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineCraftMania

    MineCraftMania
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

    And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CreeperCourtEnlistment

    CreeperCourtEnlistment
    so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Emeralds Found: 7350
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Numbed Tax Totals

    Numbed Tax Totals
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

    join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

    plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

    so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

    But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Runes Activated: 6
    Animals Bred: 97 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
    New Chunks Explored: 659469 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

    Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5623 New Chunks Explored: 732085
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Dimension Hops: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Runes Activated: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

    NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

    Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Chimeras Created: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Potions Brewed: 43 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyBling

    BlockyBling
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

    On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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