Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cutting fruit is a crucial skill for survival! Join us and learn how to properly hold a knife while slicing through pixelated watermelons and apples.

We pride ourselves on teaching valuable life skills, like cooking and defending your spouse’s inability to cook. Our community is full of supportive players who will guide you through the art of culinary mastery, even if it means embarrassing you in front of your mother-in-law.

So come on down to our server and show off your knife skills while defending your honor against fruit-cutting critiques. Who knew Minecraft could be so deliciously dramatic?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Dimension Hops: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers

  • MeowCraft Minecraft Server

    MeowCraft Minecraft Server
    > Join our Minecraft server and become the most fabulous player in the game! We have custom hairstyles, skincare routines, and even a bleach your asshole feature for that extra glow! Who needs women when you can be the hottest player in the virtual world? Join now and slay with your fabulousness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Demon Skulls Collected: 11 Gods Slained: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP

    The Space Cowboy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is about to be hit with something so crazy, so mind-blowing, that you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

    Rumor has it that on October 10th at 3pm, something mysterious and unknown is going to descend upon our server. Some say it’s a giant pink unicorn with laser eyes, others say it’s a herd of flying pigs. Whatever it is, one thing is for sure – it’s going to be epic!

    Join us if you dare, and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when this mysterious event finally arrives? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly unforgettable. See you there, if you’re brave enough!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?

    SubredditSMP – What’s Yours?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along, of course).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink llamas stampede through your base, knocking over all your chests and stealing your precious loot. Or maybe you’re out exploring the vast world when you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Anything can happen on our server, and we mean anything.

    But that’s not all! We have regular events like skydiving competitions where you have to jump off the tallest tower and try to land in a tiny pool of water below, or our infamous “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most outlandish structures they can think of in a race against time.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Dimension Hops: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FerretFrenzyCraft

    FerretFrenzyCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of ferrets who have taken over the virtual world! That’s right, these furry little creatures have built an empire in Minecraft and they’re looking for new recruits to join their ranks.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our ferret overlords have promised to bestow upon all new players the power of unlimited diamond armor. That’s right, you’ll be decked out in bling bling like never before!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel on the server that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to find it, so get ready for the ultimate treasure hunt!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure with our ferret friends, join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, ferret-filled world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid

    SyriaCraft: Russian Base Raid
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! We out here makin’ moves like Israel strikin’ near a Russian air base in Syria, but with blocks and creepers instead of bombs and planes, ya feel me?

    We got a whole lotta crazy stuff goin’ on in this server. Like, one time, a player built a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs and started a whole new economy in the game. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive PvP battle that lasted for days, with players teaming up and betraying each other left and right.

    But wait, there’s more! We got secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests for epic rewards. Plus, our community is super friendly and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on and join us, cuz this server is poppin’ off like a firework on New Year’s Eve. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Ores Mined: 7211
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 34 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Divine Spears Created: 23
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 120106

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MoneyMines SMP

    MoneyMines SMP
    If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9259 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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