| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8228 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 14 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8839 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 977628 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 8786 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 8979 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8277 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7199 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6213 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2929 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 6528 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Votes: | 5031 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 2404 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
not only that, but we have a secret hidden level where u can fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. yea u heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH A FIREBALL BUTT. u won’t find that on any other server, i tell u what.
oh and did i mention we have a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives u unlimited diamonds? yea, that’s right. come join our server and ride the rainbow farting unicorn to victory.
so what are u waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright crazy gameplay u will ever find. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 4938 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
We’ve seen an 81.8% increase in annual ketamine use since 2015, and a 40% rise just from 2021 to 2022. And get this, it’s twice as prevalent among those with college degrees! So if you wanna get your education and your ketamine on, this is the place to be.
Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and ketamine-fueled fun. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, come join our server now!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5637 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
We got blocks that will make your heart skip a beat and landscapes that will make you question if you’re still in the real world.
Join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination and where you can finally find true love in the form of a perfectly crafted pixelated sunset.
Don’t waste your time chasing after 3D girls, come join us and let’s make Minecraft love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a joke.
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4845 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 1985 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 15 | Epic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 284 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4684 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 866 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 149 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane stories you’ll ever experience. Just like the time when a group of creepers threw a surprise party for Steve and ended up blowing up the whole village! Or when a herd of pigs learned how to fly and started a bacon revolution in the sky!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is full of surprises, just like the time when a player found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. And let’s not forget about the time when a group of players built a giant roller coaster that went straight into the Nether!
So, why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster ride of fun, laughter, and insanity! And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow). See you there!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 7218 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5588 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Enchantments Applied: | 268 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Notch’s Secret Stash, where you can find rare and valuable items that will give you the ultimate edge in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left behind a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like butter. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, if you’re looking for a server that offers a unique and hilarious gaming experience, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 7540 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 50 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 22 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 100 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 6730 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 169 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8106 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
