MineCraftyGuzzler | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockyBachelor

BlockyBachelor, DATING, love life, personal growth, Relationship Status, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization, single

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Magic Items Found:	6356
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Farms Harvested:	797	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Our players have been known to meet and fall in love while building epic castles and battling creepers together. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into the sunset with?

Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness! Who knows, you might even find your player two to share a virtual sunset with. Love is just a /tp away!

Flamin’ Mouths Minecraft Server

advent, Ancient, anthropology, Burn, Civilization, Cooking, Development, discovery, Evolution, Fire, Flamin, Heat, History, humans, innovation, Minecraft, mouths, prehistoric, progress, Server, Survival, Technology, Tools

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fire you’ll forget what it’s like to not burn your mouth on something! we got lava pits, flaming arrows, and even a dragon that breathes fire! you’ll be so lit you’ll be begging for some water to cool down. plus, our community is so fiery hot, you’ll never want to leave. so come on over and get ready to burn, baby, burn!

D3ctpocraft server minecraft

D3ctpocraft, Donations, Fly, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, vk, Without Launcher, YouTuber, Yutub Channel

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crops Grown:	2687	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Hello ! This is the server of a little famous D3ctpo YouTuber. And he tried very much over him for a very long time he was doing him to eat VK, Yutub Channel Come in!

D3CTPOCRAFT.aternos.me

Party Craft Zone 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, entertain, fun at parties, fun vs perform, normies, Party, party behavior, party culture, party dynamics, party etiquette, party goers, Perform, please everyone, Quote, REVEALING, social anxiety, social expectations, social gatherings, social interactions, social norms, social pressure, socializing, Zone

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5580
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because parties are for losers who think you gotta perform and entertain, but on this server, you can just have fun, man! No need to impress anyone, just chill and build epic stuff! Don’t be a normie, join us and let’s have a blast together!

DetentionDrama Minecraft Server

3D printed shoes, aita, Angry, asking, BELIEF, bullying, Contact, daddy’s girl, DAUGHTER, detention, DetentionDrama, Disrespect, hysterics, insisting, LAUGHING, mental note, Minecraft, parents, School, Server, Situation, specifics, stay at Dad’s, STUDENT

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).

Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!

WifeyCraft2022

aita, arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Villages Defended:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8334
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Potions Brewed:	190
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Love Letters Sent:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Star Shards Collected:	256	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7545	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Gods Slained:	2

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests
22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More
Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Enchantments Applied:	206	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Farms Harvested:	472
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4874	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Players:	109/900	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Farms Harvested:	431
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1