MineCraftyGuzzler | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RedditBanHammer Minecraft SMP

banned, banned on Reddit, community guidelines, internet forums, Minecraft, Moderation, online communities, reddit, Reddit account suspension, Reddit account termination, Reddit bans, Reddit bans reasons, reddit community, reddit moderators, Reddit policy enforcement, Reddit User Experience, reddit users, RedditBanHammer, rules enforcement, smp, social media, user behavior

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Towns Built:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Farms Harvested:	609

Yo, so like, if you’ve ever been banned on Reddit, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, bro. We don’t ban anyone, like ever. We actually encourage trolling and shitposting in the chat. One time, someone built a giant statue of a butt on someone’s house and we all just laughed about it. It was epic.

Also, we have this crazy story about how one time a creeper blew up someone’s diamond stash and they had a mental breakdown. It was wild, dude. But hey, that’s just part of the fun on this server. You never know what’s gonna happen next.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a place where you can be your true chaotic self and not worry about getting banned, come join us. We’re a bunch of misfits just having a good time in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s goooooo!

BlockyBachelor

BlockyBachelor, DATING, love life, personal growth, Relationship Status, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-realization, single

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2252
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4052
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Our players have been known to meet and fall in love while building epic castles and battling creepers together. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into the sunset with?

Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness! Who knows, you might even find your player two to share a virtual sunset with. Love is just a /tp away!

Flamin’ Mouths Minecraft Server

advent, Ancient, anthropology, Burn, Civilization, Cooking, Development, discovery, Evolution, Fire, Flamin, Heat, History, humans, innovation, Minecraft, mouths, prehistoric, progress, Server, Survival, Technology, Tools

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1825
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	1561
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fire you’ll forget what it’s like to not burn your mouth on something! we got lava pits, flaming arrows, and even a dragon that breathes fire! you’ll be so lit you’ll be begging for some water to cool down. plus, our community is so fiery hot, you’ll never want to leave. so come on over and get ready to burn, baby, burn!

D3ctpocraft server minecraft

D3ctpocraft, Donations, Fly, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, vk, Without Launcher, YouTuber, Yutub Channel

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Hello ! This is the server of a little famous D3ctpo YouTuber. And he tried very much over him for a very long time he was doing him to eat VK, Yutub Channel Come in!

D3CTPOCRAFT.aternos.me

Party Craft Zone 1.20.4

1.20.4, Craft, entertain, fun at parties, fun vs perform, normies, Party, party behavior, party culture, party dynamics, party etiquette, party goers, Perform, please everyone, Quote, REVEALING, social anxiety, social expectations, social gatherings, social interactions, social norms, social pressure, socializing, Zone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dimension Hops:	8	Animals Bred:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	169
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because parties are for losers who think you gotta perform and entertain, but on this server, you can just have fun, man! No need to impress anyone, just chill and build epic stuff! Don’t be a normie, join us and let’s have a blast together!

DetentionDrama Minecraft Server

3D printed shoes, aita, Angry, asking, BELIEF, bullying, Contact, daddy’s girl, DAUGHTER, detention, DetentionDrama, Disrespect, hysterics, insisting, LAUGHING, mental note, Minecraft, parents, School, Server, Situation, specifics, stay at Dad’s, STUDENT

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2335
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	New Chunks Explored:	23314
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful kids who won’t even tell you the name of the student they laughed at for having 3D printed shoes? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. Build your dream world, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find a pair of 3D printed shoes to laugh at (just kidding, please don’t bully other players).

Our server is the ultimate playground for both kids and adults who just want to have a good time without any drama. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Just remember, no detention for laughing at virtual shoes here!

WifeyCraft2022

aita, arguments, Asian culture, Communication, Delivery, EMBARRASSMENT, EQ level, family, first born son, hurt feelings, korean culture, last name, legally changing my last name, lunar new year, Marriage, parents, Proposal, relationships, Siblings, Wife, WifeyCraft2022

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring old last names? Join our Minecraft server where you can change your last name to anything you want, just like this guy who changed his last name from Pak to Park to carry on his wife’s family name!

Join us for some family drama, arguments over cultural differences, and a phone blowing up with messages from angry siblings. Who knew changing your last name could cause such chaos? But hey, at least his wife proposed to him, so it’s not all bad!

Come join the fun and see what outrageous last name changes and family drama await you on our server. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – even a low EQ level move that leaves your parents disowning you!

FBItermin8rsMCSMP

band together, band together campaign, Campaign, campaign leadership, fbi, FBItermin8rsMCSMP, inside band, inside information, leadership, Legal, Legal professionals, Military, military officers, professionals, terminated employees, terminated employees campaign, terminated FBI, terminated FBI campaign, terminated FBI employees, terminated legal professionals, terminated military officers

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Mines Excavated:	1224
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Votes:	2453	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. We got all these ex-FBI agents, military officers, and lawyers coming together to form the ultimate squad. Like, imagine the chaos and epic battles we’re gonna have. It’s gonna be like Avengers, but in Minecraft.

And get this, we’re gonna have secret missions and quests that only the elite players can handle. Like, one time we had to rescue a group of villagers from a zombie horde, and it was so intense. But we totally saved the day, no biggie.

Plus, we have this secret base underground where we plan all our strategies and stuff. It’s like a top-secret lair, but with blocky walls and stuff. And don’t even get me started on the epic loot we find on our adventures. Diamonds for days, bro.

So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be part of the craziest squad around, hit us up. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players can handle the madness that awaits. Are you ready to join the ultimate squad of misfits and take on the Minecraft world? Let’s do this!

BathroomCraft: Men AFK for 10 mins

Afk, Alone Time, bathroom, BathroomCraft, daily routine, Grooming, habits, hygiene, longer bathroom breaks, Men, mens health, mental health, Mins, personal care, Relaxation, restroom, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-indulgence, stress relief, Time management, time wasting

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6057
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are they secretly building epic Minecraft creations in there? Join our server and find out! Our bathrooms are equipped with state-of-the-art gaming setups so you can mine and craft while you…well, you know. Who needs bathroom breaks when you can be building a castle in the sky or fighting off creepers in the Nether?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who steals your diamonds if you don’t leave an offering of golden apples. And every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party complete with disco balls made of glowstone and zombie DJs spinning records made of skeleton bones.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers where bathrooms are just for, you know, bathroom stuff, come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring plenty of toilet paper – you never know when you’ll need to wipe away tears of laughter from all the hilarious antics on our server!

FrontLineDropOuts

bbc news, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Front Line, FrontLineDropOuts, heavy losses, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, News, North Korea, peace talks, Troops, Ukraine, War, Withdrawal, world affairs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Buildings Constructed:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Votes:	3406
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine and north korea troops battle it out in epic pvp battles! ukraine says north korea troops may have quit front line after heavy losses, but on dis server, they keep fighting FOREVER! join now to witness the craziest battles and maybe even join the fight yourself! who will come out on top? find out on dis INSANE minecraft server!

RadiationCraft: Toxicity Link Study

acute toxicity, bowel problems, bowel toxicity, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, health, Link, long-term effects, Medical research, prostate cancer, prostate health, radiation, radiation effects, radiation side effects, radiation therapy, RadiationCraft, research, side effects, study, Toxicity, Treatment, urinary problems, urinary toxicity

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Alien Abductions:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only side effects you’ll be experiencing are extreme levels of fun and excitement! forget about boring old radiation studies, on our server, you’ll be battling creepers and zombies instead of toxic side effects!

we guarantee that after playing on our server, your urinary toxicity levels will decrease from 7.5% to 0% and your bowel toxicity levels will decrease from 12.7% to -10%! that’s right, negative toxicity levels because our server is just that awesome!

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the ultimate cure for all your gaming woes!

MineScape

Adventurer, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Custom Mobs, custom npcs, Friends, hand crafted map, Interactive, Leaderboards, Magic, Minescape, mmorpg, old school runescape, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, titles

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Void Gems Collected:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17

MineScape Server Overview

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Feldip Hills Map Expansion, Daily Quest Rework, Shooting Stars Event & More Devblog #42
Store: https://store.minescape.com/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules

https://minescape.com/rules/

FAQ

1. How do I join the MineScape server?

To join the MineScape server, simply enter the IP address “minescape.me” in your Minecraft client.

2. Are there custom quests in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to complete and earn rewards.

3. What are the available skills in MineScape?

There are 22 custom skills in MineScape, including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, and Crafting, among others.

4. How can I earn daily rewards in MineScape?

Players can earn daily rewards by logging in to the server daily and completing certain tasks or challenges.

5. Are there pets, cosmetics, and titles available in MineScape?

Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters and stand out in the game.

Voice of Hypocritical Glaze 1.20.2

#Kongming, 1.20.2, chumps, enemies, glaze, Glazing.., good guy, hypocritical, liu bei, Lost, machiavellian, Manga, Shu, Trick, VOICE, 万歳, 司馬晉

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6609
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Endless Night Skies:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the manga’s voice but on crack! We spend so much time hyping up our players, making them look like total legends who always come out on top, even though they never actually beat anyone. It’s like a twisted version of a Shonen anime, but with blocks and creepers.

And let me tell you, our enemies? Total chumps, bro. They fall for the same tricks every time, just like in that manga. But hey, who needs logic when you’ve got epic battles and epic loot, am I right?

Plus, we’ve got Liu Bei and Kongming running around, being all noble and stuff, even though they’re just as sneaky and conniving as the rest of us. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions.

So come on, join us on this wild ride, where reality is questioned and mistakes are made. It’s gonna be a trip, bro. Let’s do this!

PosiVibesMC SMP

coping strategies, Gratitude, mental health, mindfulness, optimism, positive attitude, positive habits, positive mindset, positive outlook, positive thinking, positive vibes, PosiVibesMC, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, Staying Happy, staying healthy, staying hopeful, staying motivated, staying positive, staying strong

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Potions Brewed:	105

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and cows can do backflips, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a team of ninja turtles who are trained in the art of block placing. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that roams the land, dropping chicken nuggets as loot.

But the best part? We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and ends with a splash in a pool of melted butter. It’s like a theme park on steroids, bro!

So if you want to join this wild ride of a server and experience the craziness for yourself, just hop on board and prepare to have your mind blown. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Players:	99/700	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2