MineCrafty Fate: Order of LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8924	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll encounter witches, fate grand orders, special quests on blank earth, and even a Pretender class added to the mix.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Ordeal Call missions where you can earn rewards like Torch of Nova, Torch of Morning Star, Stellar Sand, and even summon powerful characters like Lady Avalon and Hephaestion.

And if that’s not enough, participate in our crazy Spring Novice Master Support Campaign where you can win Summon Tickets, SQ, Rare Prism, Golden Apples, and Silver Apples just by retweeting!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden world of Minecraft magic that you never knew existed. See you there!

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	8172
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	407
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4369	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Divine Spears Created:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	376828
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Potions Brewed:	67
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Sibling Rivalry Rescue

Behavior, birth order, birth order debate, birth order differences, birth order effects, birth order impact, birth order research, birth order study, cooperation, family dynamics, middle child syndrome, Middle children, personality traits, Psychology, rescue, research, Rivalry, sibling, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, study

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Emeralds Found:	3113
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5046
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

so, like, u know how middle children always get the short end of the stick? well, not on our server, bro! we LOVE middle children here, they’re like the unsung heroes of the family, always keepin’ the peace and stuff. join our server and be treated like the royalty u are, middle child! plus, we did a study and found out that middle children are more cooperative than their siblings, so, like, u know it’s gonna be a chill vibe on our server. come join the fun and be part of the middle child revolution!

CookieCraft SMP

active community, bedrock, CookieCraft, Discord, discord invite, End Reset, Friendly staff, Giveaways, Holiday Celebrations, java, Land Claim, Mini Games, new management, new players, No Whitelist, Play, server currency, Server Events, smooth experience, smp, Survival, Teleport

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2106
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Magic Items Found:	5995	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

CookieCraft SMP Overview

Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Version	1.21.1
Features	Active community, player shops, land claim system, Discord, server events, and more!
Join Java	play.cookiecraftsmp.com
Join Bedrock	bedrock.cookiecraftsmp.com:25565
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/SSr7ZjwJk7

FAQ

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist. You can join the server directly.

Q: Are there any server events?

A: Yes, there are server events including giveaways, holiday celebrations, mini games, and more.

Q: Can I use /rtp to find a building spot?

A: Yes, all players can use /rtp to find their perfect building spot.

Q: Is there a player economy on the server?

A: Yes, there are player shops and a custom server currency to buy items.

Q: How often is the End reset?

A: The End is reset monthly, providing new end cities and chances to get the dragon egg.

Electro Storm 1.21.3

1.21.3, balloon based nuclear devices, Camp Grip FOB, Canada, Chiang Li, Christopher Wray, CNASR leaks, CPC, critical infrastructure, cyber attack, DHS, Electric Rain, electro, fbi, ground operations, Mexico border, Nathanial Sergio, northern california, Papago Farms FOB, physical sabotage, power grid, rogue actors, Smartmatic election software, Storm, trump, USA phone systems, Volt Typhoon, Whistleblower

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ores Mined:	7337
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about reality!

>Electric Rain has nothing on our Volt Typhoon, where you can unleash cyber attacks and physical sabotage on our virtual infrastructure!

>FBI and DHS are compromised? Perfect, join us and become a rogue actor within our government working with the CPC!

>Christopher Wray is complicit? Who cares! We have Trump on our side, fighting against the CPC and making sure he doesn’t regain the presidency!

>Watch out for leaks/info about a mysterious package coming over the Mexico border in August – it’s going to be lit!

>Tunnels leading to Papago Farms FOB and Camp Grip FOB? We’ve got those too, along with ground operations entering through Canada and possibly northern California!

Archived whistleblower threads? More like archived fun times waiting for you on our server! Join now and let the chaos begin!

i listen in english Minecraft SMP

anglos, blockquotepi, cognitive processes, Colonization, Communication, Conquer, cultural assimilation, cultural influence, English, english chatting, English language, english listening, english reading, english thinking, english watching, imperialism, language dominance, language learning, linguistic imperialism, Listen, Media consumption, mental colonization, mind control, Minecraft, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	4990	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being brainwashed by the anglos? Join our Minecraft SMP where we speak a made-up language that only true intellectuals can understand. We have secret meetings where we plot to overthrow the English language and take back our minds. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Join us for a wild ride of linguistic rebellion and llama antics!

SleepCraft: MuteFamAlerts

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, coping mechanisms, earplugs, exhaustion, family, Frustration, health issues, holiday preparations, holiday stress, mental health, missed calls, MuteFamAlerts, noise sensitivity, seizures, self-care, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbances, Sleepcraft, support system

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4145
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your real-life problems? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few seizures (just kidding, we don’t actually induce seizures).

Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about your noisy family members and lack of sleep. In fact, we guarantee that you’ll be so immersed in the game that you won’t even remember what day it is!

Join us now and escape the chaos of your everyday life. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft friends? Plus, we promise not to bang on your door or scream your name incessantly. That’s a guarantee you won’t find on any other server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. We can’t wait to see you in the game, where the only pounding you’ll hear is from the sound of your pickaxe against a block of diamond.

LeopardCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, defense equipment, defense partnership, defense systems, european union, germany, international relations, IRIS-T systems, Leopard 1 tanks, LeopardCraft, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military hardware, military support, military technology, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Patriot launchers, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Emeralds Found:	1790	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83

Yo, yo, yo! Have you ever wanted to ride a Leopard tank through the streets of Minecraft? Well, guess what, on this server, you can do just that! We got 15 Leopard 1 tanks straight from Germany, ready for you to hop in and cause some chaos.

But wait, there’s more! We also have 2 IRIS-T systems and 2 Patriot launchers for you to play around with. Imagine shooting missiles at creepers and watching them explode into a million pieces. It’s a blast, literally!

So why should you join this server? Well, where else can you ride a tank through a virtual world and blow stuff up? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and wacky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and start wreaking havoc with your new tank buddies. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

PlasticCraft: Oil vs. World

#sustainability, climate change, conservation efforts, environmental impact, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, Global cooperation, international relations, marine life, Oil, oil-producing nations, plastic ban, plastic industry, plastic pollution, plastic production, plastic waste, PlasticCraft, plastics treaty, recycling, single-use plastics, united nations, waste management, world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, got over 100 countries all coming together to build this epic plastics treaty. but, like, the oil-producing nations are all up in arms about it, trying to stop the treaty from happening.

but, like, that’s not gonna stop us from having a blast on this server. we’re gonna build the most epic plastic structures you’ve ever seen, all while dodging those pesky oil-producing nations who are trying to ruin our fun.

join us on this server for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, plenty of plastic blocks to build with. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!