MineCrafty Fate: Order of LOLs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	5526
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Towns Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	100	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crops Grown:	1202	Star Shards Collected:	260

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Emeralds Found:	1276	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	84
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Emeralds Found:	4100
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	299	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mines Excavated:	3036
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Towns Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Alien Abductions:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	577159
Star Shards Collected:	226	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Players Killed by Monsters:	6837
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5