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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
Divine Spears Created: 20 Dragons Tamed: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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