Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Villages Defended: 8
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server

    Sonic Craft – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Cream’s Stepmom drama to the epic crossover miniseries with DC that will blow your mind!

    But that’s not all, we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at Sonic x Shadow Generations and Sonic Rumble, where chaos reigns supreme. And don’t even get us started on the Sonic comic scans and OC info – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of Sonic fans this dedicated and this hilarious? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the Chaos Emeralds in-game, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself. Trust us, it’s worth it. Join now before Robotnik takes over and ruins all the fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadRoute 66 Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so hot, it’s like the Nether on a summer day. Get ready to spice up your Minecraft experience with some steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your diamond armor blush.

    2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can explore their wildest fantasies. From pixelated pillow fights to scandalous skin-on-skin combat, anything goes in our server.

    3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, looking for some pixelated love and adventure. Will you be the one to tame this mysterious creature?

    4. Our server has a thriving economy based on trading in… unconventional goods. From enchanted bed sheets to potions of passion, you never know what you might find in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and get ready for a wild ride down Route 66. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get weird in the best possible way.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 852515 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6723 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server

    LoveNoteGone Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of preserving memories? Look no further! Our server is like tape over dry erase marker notes – it will keep your gaming experience forever preserved!

    Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering hidden messages, just like the notes on the mirror and coffee maker. Who knows what secrets you’ll discover in our virtual world!

    And don’t worry about unwanted interference – our babysitter-free policy ensures that your gaming experience remains untouched. No accidental erasing of notes here!

    So come on over and join our server – where the only thing you’ll be wiping away is the competition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • NotAnArtistConcertScam

    NotAnArtistConcertScam
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!

    Looking for a place to hang out with friends and build epic structures? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to show off your creativity and teamwork skills. Plus, we have a karaoke night every week where you can serenade your fellow players with your best creeper-inspired tunes!

    But beware, not everyone on our server is as frugal as you are. Watch out for players like Rani, who will try to guilt trip you into buying concert tickets with real money (who even uses real money in Minecraft anyway?). And if you dare to question her singing skills, be prepared for a virtual smackdown that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your real-life drama at the door. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible (except for Rani becoming a famous Minecraft pop star).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!

    DateCraft SMP: Ideal 2nd Date!
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for your second date shenanigans. Imagine this: you and your date building a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, dodging creepers and skeletons along the way. Or how about a romantic picnic on a floating island in the sky, with diamond armor-clad pigs serving you cake? The possibilities are endless on our server, where love is in the air and chaos is just a TNT block away. Join now for a date night you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3945
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MineFictionalMe

    MineFictionalMe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to play as a regular old Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, you can play as any fictional character you want! Want to be Spongebob Squarepants building a pineapple house in the middle of a desert? Go for it! Or maybe you’d rather be Batman fighting off creepers in the dead of night? The choice is yours!

    Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava? No problem! How about creating a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Easy peasy!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to participate in epic quests and battles against mythical creatures like the Ender Dragon and the Wither. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure chests filled with rare and valuable items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover a side of yourself you never knew existed.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • KoreaCraft Minecraft Server

    KoreaCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u kno how russia and north korea r like bffs, well guess wat? dey r planning to team up and start a war in ukraine dis fall. but u kno wat can stop dem? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got dragons dat breathe fire, unicorns dat poop rainbows, and a secret underground base where u can hide from all da drama. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet zombie pigman to protect u from any evil dictators tryna mess with u. so come join us and let’s show russia and north korea dat we ain’t scared of no war, we just wanna build epic castles and mine for diamonds all day long! #minecraftforpeace #saynotowar

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Mythical Swords Crafted: 98
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 29 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 21

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!

    GazaCraft: No embargo, just blocky fun!
    lol join our minecraft server or else the US will put an arms embargo on israel like wtf that’s so random but seriously join our server cuz we got pigs that can fly and villagers that do the macarena all day long. plus, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, rumor has it that herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the US starts sending embargo threats to everyone who doesn’t play on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Liquid Cat Adventures

    Liquid Cat Adventures
    come join our epic minecraft server where cats rule the land! we have at-home experiments that shed light on cats’ liquid behavior, like seriously, they move through tall and narrow nooks like it’s nobody’s business. but watch out, they hesitate when they approach uncomfortably short holes, just like when you try to fit into those skinny jeans after a big meal.

    our server is so lit, it suggests that cats are aware of their own body sizes and may even form mental images of themselves. like, can you imagine a cat looking in the mirror and being like “damn, i look good”? that’s the kind of mind-blowing stuff you’ll experience on our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join now and witness the majestic liquid behavior of cats in all its glory. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where cats are the true rulers? it’s like a purr-fect dream come true.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

    Skillful Sex Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

    Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

    But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

    So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 8
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Runes Activated: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 4494

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Animals Bred: 40
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 222

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 887595 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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