Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

    “The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

    But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

    EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

    But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

    LessCreepersMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • UglyCraft

    UglyCraft
    If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1816 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

    K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server
    lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BridgeClimbGoneWrong

    BridgeClimbGoneWrong
    lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Global Warming Not Detected Server

    Global Warming Not Detected Server
    come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 17

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7139 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

    INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!
    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 135
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

    FriendZone SMP: Men & Women
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Villages Defended: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • BlockyBoredomBeGone

    BlockyBoredomBeGone
    Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

    Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Star Shards Collected: 247
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

    RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers
    hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Farms Harvested: 682

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ADHD Girls Gone Wild

    ADHD Girls Gone Wild
    so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 8 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sneed City

    Sneed City

    Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Dimension Hops: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Runes Activated: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SMSMCraft Network

    SMSMCraft Network

    Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

    From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

    Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 474 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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