Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

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Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CrushCraftVIP

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Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Towns Built:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

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Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Air Quality Craft

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Star Shards Collected:	122	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Void Gems Collected:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Night Skies:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	676	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2104
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.