Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 24
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 85
New Chunks Explored: 196141 Dragon Eggs Found: 3067
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

    Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 27 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

    Why  are  all  TV  shows  about  violence?  –  Minecraft  SMP
    Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

    AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

    So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyNoobsBegone

    CraftyNoobsBegone
    Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46
    Mythical Quests Completed: 11 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

    NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma
    so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

    and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

    plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

    so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

    SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas
    lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 149
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Brainy Sleepy Check

    Brainy Sleepy Check
    So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Amazing SMP

    Amazing SMP

    [EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 326 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Xique Xique Network

    Xique Xique Network

    Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Zombie Dances: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 480 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 907558 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8572 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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