Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with devilish covers, kooky karaoke, and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of NIHIL and experience the thrill of capturing the moment, connecting with the world, and embracing your inner idol. Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch, including clear folders, plushies, and even voice packs that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with gravity-defying fun, quarter bravery challenges, and a promise of half-year anniversary celebrations that will blow your mind. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, Minecrafters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Region Never Ad Minecraft Server

    Region Never Ad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it once turned a player’s pet pig into a flying unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt! Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Villages Defended: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Trolled in Minecraft SMP

    Trolled in Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing lag for days. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and wished for an unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. And remember, on this server, there’s no such thing as off topic.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BabyBILGamer420

    BabyBILGamer420
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family dynamics that will leave you questioning everything.

    Our server is like no other, with a storyline straight out of a soap opera. Witness the epic saga of a sister with two ex-husbands, a current husband, and a baby on the way. Who needs TV when you have this level of family drama in Minecraft?

    Join now to experience the thrill of a stepdad trying to outshine the biological father, kids caught in the middle of a love triangle, and a sister who just can’t seem to catch a break. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the chaos and craziness that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Farms Harvested: 933 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 6298
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP

    CraftyCrisis Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your Minecraft world falling apart before your very eyes? Join our SMP and let the chaos ensue! We have a team of expert builders who will literally hold your world together with duct tape and bubble gum. Need a break from the stress of block placing? Our resident comedian will keep you in stitches with their hilarious jokes and antics. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Mines Excavated: 3180 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons

    Blocktopia: Underrated Life Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our wacky world. From exploding chickens to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most underrated book and movie club in the Minecraft universe. Discover hidden gems that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about life. Who knew that a movie about a talking potato could teach you such valuable life lessons?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to be amazed, amused, and utterly confused in the best way possible!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale

    Pixel Pals: The Untold Tale
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little dirt house, when all of a sudden, BAM! You’re sucked into a vortex and transported to the most epic server you’ve ever seen!

    This server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. You can ride a giant chicken into battle against evil zombies, or challenge your friends to a dance-off in the disco castle.

    But wait, there’s more! The server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine diamonds with just one tap. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the Potato King, who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Magic Items Found: 4720

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition

    TumbleCraft – Senior Falls Edition
    come join our epic minecraft server where falling is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! we have custom gravity settings that will have you tripping over your own blocky feet in no time. but don’t worry, we’ve got helmets for protection (made of diamond, of course).

    we’ve got crazy mini-games like “falling frenzy” where the goal is to plummet to the ground as fast as possible without splatting. the winner gets a special potion that turns them into a flying pig for 24 hours. trust us, it’s a hoot.

    plus, our server is so intense that it will increase your risk of future dementia diagnosis by 21%! who needs a boring old brain anyway? and the best part? all the health care expenditures from your falls go towards building more insane obstacles for you to conquer.

    so what are you waiting for? come join us and fall your way to victory! it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Crops Grown: 8464 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HeartCraft: Where creepers sneak up on you faster than you can say ‘diamonds!’ Average 15 online, no resets, all the griefing you can handle!

    HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Server Type No-griefing economy SMP
    Server Launch Date October 2018
    Pay-to-Win Store 0% pay-to-win store
    Special Features Live map, pet system, marriage plugin, leaderboard, land claiming
    Technical Specs Dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X server in Virginia, uses Purpur, block logging with CoreProtect, inventory rollback
    World Size Main world is 90,000 x 90,000, other worlds are at least 20,000 x 20,000

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Can I grief other players?

    No, HearthCraft has a zero tolerance policy for griefing. Players are encouraged to build and create without fear of their creations being destroyed by others.

    2. Are there paid perks in the server?

    No, HearthCraft prides itself on being a 0% pay-to-win server. All gameplay features are accessible to all players without the need for paid perks.

    3. How can I claim land?

    Players can use the land claiming feature on HearthCraft to protect their builds and belongings. This prevents other players from modifying or destroying their creations.

    4. What is the server difficulty level?

    The server difficulty is set to Hard, providing a challenging survival experience for players.

    5. How can I access the live map?

    Players can view the live map of the server by visiting: https://map.hearthcraft.net

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Void Armor Forged: 24
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server

    Bongo Drummer’s Rent Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is always dancing! Join us and experience the thrill of slapping creepers’ asses like a bongo drummer whose rent is due the next day. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join the madness and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 2236
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 13
    Falling into the Void: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Enchantments Applied: 294
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Potions Brewed: 98 Herobrine Sightings: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 29
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 3015
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Mythical Swords Crafted: 27
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Towns Built: 9 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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