Minecraft server: “Blocky Banter #389” | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Metallic Blaze Extinguishers

#metallic, air quality, Blaze, Chemicals, contamination, emergency response, Environment, environmental impact, Extinguishers, fire prevention, Fire Retardants, firefighting, hazardous, heavy metals, Metal Contaminants, metals, Pollution, Safety Measures, soil contamination, Suppressants, Toxicity, water contamination, Wildfire

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Villages Defended:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!

Nomad Nation

auction house, bedrock, Community, Custom Biomes, Custom Enchants, envoy, hard difficulty, Homes, java, Jobs, king of the hill, multiplayer, nation, Nomad, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, pvp arena, Quest, questing world, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	328
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Name	Newly started server
Difficulty	Hard
Features	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Homes, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Active Players	15-20
Location	East coast USA with European players
Server Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server difficulty?	Hard
Can bedrock players join?	Yes, bedrock players can also play on the server
Is there a whitelist?	No, but joining the Discord is required
What are some notable features?	Custom enchants, Economy, Player warps, Pets, Towny, Jobs, Quests, Custom biomes, Pvp arena
Is there a minimum age requirement?	Players must be 18+

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, anal sex, clean, Communication, consent, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, first time, good hygiene, Intimacy, mystic, perversion, Pleasure, Quest, Realm, Recommendation, safe sex, sexual health, thin woman, Trust, turn on, wet vagina

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time! We may not have wet vaginas, but we do have thin women with good hygiene – what more could you ask for?! It’s a huge turn-on for everyone involved, trust me. Just make sure you only play with people you trust and know are clean. Don’t miss out on this perverted pleasure, join now!

CongestedCraft – Breathe Through Your Pixels

airpods, Breathe, breathing difficulties, breathing issue, breathing through mouth, car ride, congested nose, CongestedCraft, deviated septum, deviated septum problems, family communication, family dynamics, loud breathing, middle back seat, nasal congestion, nose breathing, overreacting, personal boundaries, pixels, relative conflict, snoring sound, SUV

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Gems Collected:	30
Endless Night Skies:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6517	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
New Chunks Explored:	607485	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of being judged for your unique breathing style? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to breathe however they want! No deviated septum discrimination here, just pure gaming fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so exciting, it’ll clear up your congestion in no time. So come on over and let your nose breathe freely while you conquer virtual worlds with us!

MorningGr8fulMC SMP

appreciation, Blessed, counting blessings, cultivating thankfulness, daily gratitude, embracing gratitude, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, mindfulness, morning, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningGr8fulMC, positive mindset, positivity, self-care, smp, starting the day right, thankful, thankful heart, waking up

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	559
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

OMG guys, you like waking up in the morning? Well, imagine waking up in our Minecraft SMP and being greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles! Like, who wouldn’t want to join our server where the llamas are the real MVPs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who shoots fireballs from his beak to protect us from creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies who love to breakdance.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable adventures ever, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, like riding a flying pig into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Yeah, it’s that kind of server.

CraftyCrashLand

Accidents, air traffic control, air travel, Airlines, Aviation, Aviation (Industry), CraftyCrashLand, emergency response, FAA, Fatal, investigation, News, NTSB, Passengers, Pilots, plane crashes, Safety, Tragedy, Transportation, US

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Towns Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Looking for a server that will make your heart race faster than a plane crash? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is so intense, it’ll make you forget all about those pesky real-life disasters. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, heart-pounding challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs a plane when you can fly through the skies on the back of a dragon? Come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime!

CraftyCanuckz

bully, Canada, CraftyCanuckz, defiance, Diplomacy, Dispute, Economy, global trade, international relations, leadership, Mark Carney, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, resilience, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	176	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mines Excavated:	1891	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

so like, u know how trump be all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on canada”? well, mark carney be all like “nah fam, we ain’t gonna take that sh*t from a bully” and now canada is all fired up and ready to throw down with the big bad orange man. join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle between canada and trump. build your own fortress, gather allies, and show that bully who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and cake. come join us and let’s show trump that canada ain’t messin’ around! #canadastrong #minecraftresistance

ChillCraft: Dive, Dip, Plunge

Benefits, Chillcraft, cold exposure, Cold Therapy, cold water immersion, Dip, Dive, Evidence, immune system, improved sleep, mental health, mood enhancement, new study, ocean dips, physical health, Plunge, polar plunges, quality of life, research findings, sleep quality, stress reduction, stress relief, temporary effects, wellness

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

yo yo yo come join this epic minecraft server where we take cold-water immersion to the next level! we got ice-cold polar plunges and early ocean dips that will make you feel ALIVE, bro!

our studies show that dipping in freezing water can lower your stress, make you sleep like a baby, and even make your life slightly better. but wait, there’s more! these benefits only last for a few months, so you gotta keep coming back for more icy fun.

oh, and don’t even get us started on the immune and mood boosts. we have NO evidence to back up those claims, but who cares when you’re having a blast diving into freezing water with your minecraft buddies?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the thrill of cold-water immersion like never before! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Galaxy Gaming Better MC

24/7 uptime, Bisect, Bots, Cctweaked, Chats, Community, Create, Discord, dragons, Galaxy, Gaming, Land claiming, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Music, Polls, QoL features, Server, Teams, Ultimate Car Mod, Waystones, Welcoming

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Crops Grown:	2561	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

What We Offer
✅ Fully Boosted Server with Intuitive Chats: Enjoy a fully-featured server with personal chats, bots, music, polls, and much more!
✅ Hosted Better Minecraft server: Server hosted with Bisect and has a bunch of QOL features like land claiming, teams, waystones, dragons, and much more!
✅ Calm, Mature, and Welcoming community: If you are looking for some cool people, this is the place!
✅ 24/7 uptime: The server only restarts once per day to keep it lag free but apart from that play anywhere and at anytime!

🔗 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/galaxygaming

🛜 Galaxy Gaming Server IP: 216.201.72.65:26985

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Minecraft server?	You can join the server by using the IP provided: 216.201.72.65:26985
What mods are included in the modpack?	The modpack includes mods like Ultimate Car Mod, Create, CC:Tweaked, and more. Instructions on how to install the modpack are available on the Discord server.
Is the server active 24/7?	Yes, the server has 24/7 uptime with only one restart per day for maintenance.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the link provided: https://discord.gg/galaxygaming

MangaVerse Translations 1.21

manga budget, manga cost, manga expenses, manga translation, manga translation cost, manga translation estimate, manga translation fees, manga translation pricing, manga translation rates, manga translation services, manga volume budget, manga volume cost, manga volume expenses, manga volume translation, manga volume translation cost, manga volume translation fees, manga volume translation pricing, manga volume translation rates, manga volume translation services, MangaVerse, Translations

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Yo, bro, forget about manga translations, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste money on books when you can build your own epic adventures in blocky pixel land? Plus, our server is so lit, it’s like reading a manga but with creepers and diamonds instead of characters and plot twists. Trust me, once you start crafting and mining with us, you’ll never look back at those expensive manga translations again. Let’s dig and build our way to victory together!

DateMeInMinecraftSMP

acceptance, baggage, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, DateMeInMinecraftSMP, DATING, emotions, Expectations, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, Insecurities, patience, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs, I swear! So like, the reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, like we’re basically the richest players on the server, no cap. And get this, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and protects our base from noobs trying to steal our loot, it’s epic!

But wait, there’s more! We have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as creepers and go around pranking other players, it’s hilarious. And our leader is this dude who claims he’s actually Herobrine in disguise, like what even? But hey, it makes things interesting, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of a little bit of chaos and mayhem, in which case, stay far away from us, we don’t need any party poopers in our crew. Peace out, fellow gamers!

CrashCraft: Plane-Free Zone

Accidents, air travel, Airline (Industry), Aviation, concerns, Crashcraft, crashes, fear of flying, History, incidents, Memories, Nostalgia, past, PlaneFree, Planes, progress, Reliability, Safety, statistics, Technology, Transportation, travel, Zone

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ores Mined:	1310	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Tired of living in fear every time you board a plane? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, planes never crash! That’s right, our virtual skies are always clear and your pilot skills will never be put to the test. Join us and experience the thrill of flying without the risk of plummeting to the ground in a fiery inferno. Plus, rumor has it that our planes are equipped with secret warp drives that can take you to hidden dimensions filled with diamonds and cake. So why wait? Join our server now and soar to new heights without the fear of crashing!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Business, Canada, Diplomacy, Dispute, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, import/export, international relations, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, trump, united states

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	642
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

MuskCraft: Treasury Rift Exit

administration, controversy, current events, Departure, departure announcement, elon musk, exit, finance, Government, Musk allies, MuskCraft, News, Official, Politics, Report, resignation, Rift, Senior, tesla, Treasury, united states, us treasury

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Love Letters Sent:	13

so, like, imagine this, right? u got this super cool minecraft server where all the players are like, super tight with elon musk and his crew. but then, this senior us treasury official comes in and tries to mess things up, like, who does he think he is, right?

anyways, there’s all this drama and tension and finally, the official is like, peace out, i’m outta here. and now, the server is free from all that negativity and ready for some epic building and exploring with the musk squad.

if u wanna be part of this wild ride and hang out with elon musk’s allies, then u gotta join this server, like, right now. who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await u in this one-of-a-kind minecraft world. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the fun begin!

Minecraft Murder

Abilities, Bases, Builds, Community, competitive, custom abilities, Datapack, Economy, Empire, Event, Friendly, Government, Industrial Revolution, Minecraft, murder, player, server reset, smp, Suggestions, Teams, vanilla features, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Minecraft Murder Server Overview

Server Information	Seasonal server with regular resets
Features	Custom abilities using vanilla features Keep Inventory Hard Difficulty Plugins to counter griefing Anti chat reports Discord to Minecraft chat
Current Season Focus	Economy and simple custom abilities
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the End opening?	The End will open next weekend, so join now to take part in the fight!
Is the community friendly?	Yes, our community is friendly but also competitive.
Can my items or builds be destroyed?	No, you won’t have to risk your items or builds being destroyed.
What playstyles are allowed?	The server allows for a variety of playstyles, from peaceful farmer to building an empire.
Do you have a range of members?	Yes, we have members who have been here for over a year and newcomers.
Are there regular server resets?	Yes, but only once all members feel ready for it.

Players:	92/800	Votes:	4338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Emeralds Found:	2873	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16