so like, u know how canada and u.s. are like bffs but then trump was all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on metals from canada” and canada was like “oh no u didn’t” and now they’re gonna hit back with tariffs on like $29.8 billion worth of goods. it’s like a minecraft server where the players are countries and they’re all fighting over who has the best resources. join our server and see if you can negotiate your way out of a trade war or start a full-on economic battle with your friends. it’s gonna be epic, eh!
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
TariffCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are made of solid gold and diamonds? Yeah, you heard me right, GOLD AND DIAMONDS! And get this, the mobs are all wearing tiny top hats and monocles, like fancy little gentlemen.
But wait, there’s more! The server owner once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, he emerged unscathed and with a crown made of emeralds on his head. Legend has it that if you join this server, you too will be blessed with pig-riding skills and lava-defying powers.
Oh, and did I mention that the chat is filled with talking animals who give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the Macarena while building a castle? Yeah, it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
Metal Mama’s Baby Brain Boosters
so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, you gotta join because, like, exposure to metals in early pregnancy is, like, so not cool, dude. but, like, on this server, you can, like, totally escape from all that metal stuff and just, like, build epic stuff with blocks and stuff.
like, imagine this, dude. you’re just chilling in your virtual world, building a massive castle out of diamonds and emeralds, when suddenly, a giant creeper comes out of nowhere and blows it all up! but don’t worry, man, because on this server, you can just, like, respawn and start building again.
and, like, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can, like, join a group of players and go on epic quests to slay dragons and find hidden treasure. it’s, like, so intense, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join this server now and, like, escape from all the metal stuff in real life. let’s build some epic stuff together, man!
NickelWars: Doug’s Revenge
lol come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a political trade war! Doug Ford is threatening to stop nickel shipments to the U.S but don’t worry, our server is still running smoothly! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about real world problems. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Don’t miss out on all the fun, come join us now!
Metallic Blaze Extinguishers
do u like setting things on fire? well, do we have the server for u! our minecraft server is filled with wild and crazy adventures, like battling dragons with water buckets and riding pigs into battle. but the best part? we have metals in our wildfire suppressants! that’s right, you can put out fires with GOLD. who needs water when you have precious metals at your disposal? join us now for a flaming good time!
MC Enhanced
We’re hosting a Custom Minecraft Modpack Server that’s packed with unique adventures and endless fun!
Curated By Players, For Players
Completely overhauled Minecraft, Functional ships, planes, and other vehicles, Engaging questlines, New metals and crafting options, Resource packs and Shaders, New Tools and Features, Temperature and Hydration System, Challenging bosses, Tons of New Dungeons and Structures, New Dimensions, Waystones, XP Storages, 300+ Mods
Server Details: Region: EU/NA
Modpack: MC Enhanced [FABRIC] (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mcenhancedfabric)
Version: 1.21.1 v16What Makes Us Special:
Custom Modpack, 24/7 Hosted Server, Active Admins, Friendly Community, Fresh Start, Long-Term Server**WHITELIST OPEN!**
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ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk
come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!
MetalCraftALS-Killers
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ WE GOT ALL DA METALS U NEED IN UR BLOOD AND URINE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE IN DIS CRAZY WORLD. ALS? MORE LIKE ALS-OME CUZ WE GONNA MAKE SURE U NEVER DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD TOGETHER. YOLO!
ToxicCraft: Depression Edition
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO DEPRESSION, BRO! OUR TOXIC-FREE ENVIRONMENT WILL LITERALLY MAKE YOU HAPPIER THAN A CREEPER IN A MINEFIELD. WE TESTED 62 TOXINS LIKE FORMALDEHYDE AND METALS AND FOUND THAT 27 OF THEM WERE MAKING PLAYERS SADDER THAN A SQUID WITHOUT WATER.
REGULATE THOSE HARMFUL CHEMICALS AND COME BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES WITH US. WE PROMISE YOU’LL BE SMILING MORE THAN A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS FOR DIAMONDS. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND LET’S TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME!