| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 5099 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 945 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 5774 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8813 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 638 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 1304 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 54 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 5587 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
Instead of worrying about geopolitics, you can focus on building epic structures, battling dragons, and forming alliances with fellow players. Who needs a world order when you can create your own rules in our server?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of playing Minecraft on world leaders. So by joining, you could be inadvertently shaping the future of global politics. No pressure though! Just come have fun and enjoy the madness.
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4531 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Towns Built: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 7916 | Crops Grown: | 2449 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 3694 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like battling giant macrophages and collecting rare hormone crystals. who knew endocrine disorders could be so much fun in minecraft?
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of pituitary macrophages!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4339 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3204 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 75 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 |
Join us for epic celebrations every weekend, complete with cake, balloons, and even a virtual pinata! 🎈🎊 And don’t worry, we won’t shut you down if you try to blow out the candles with us – we’re all about sharing the birthday love here! 🎁🍰
So come on over and join the fun! Who needs real-life parties when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft? Let’s make some memories and have a birthday bash you’ll never forget! 🎉🎁🎈 #PartyHardy #MinecraftBirthdayMadness
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7172 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 13 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 971 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4988 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Our server is like no other, with unexpected plot twists at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like this player never expected their ex-wife to end up in a women’s shelter far away from them.
Embark on a journey full of surprises and outrageous stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough decision like this player did.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up in a situation crazier than living with your ex-wife in a women’s shelter!
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 5317 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
WE GOT WOMEN’S BODIES BEIN MORALIZED LIKE CRAZY, LIKE WHY CAN’T WE JUST LET THEM LIVE THEIR BEST LIVES WITHOUT ALL THE JUDGMENTS? BUT HEY, IF U WANNA SEE SOME INSANE CONTROL OVER BODIES, JOIN US!
WE AIN’T LIKE OTHER SERVERS, WE GOT THE WILDEST STORIES AND THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS REASONS TO JOIN! COME ON IN AND SEE FOR YOURSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE YOU WON’T WANNA MISS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLOLZ
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 4399 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Farms Harvested: | 361 | Enchantments Applied: | 238 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Picture this: you log on and BAM, you’re surrounded by the most delicious looking blocks you’ve ever seen. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory, but with pixels instead of candy.
But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are so wacky and wild, you’ll be laughing your butt off as you try to survive.
And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins – they’ll have you scratching your head in confusion one minute, and rolling on the floor laughing the next.
So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and feast your eyes on the most delicious Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8578 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 494 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Votes: | 4633 |
we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back. it was so fast, it made Usain Bolt look like a snail on a lazy sunday afternoon.
join us and be part of the epicness that is our server. we have parties every friday where we all dress up as our favorite minecraft mobs and dance the night away. you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6099 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 3459 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 151 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Server Name | Nantab’s SMP Server |
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| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Please add Nantab on Discord (nandad1) for server access. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Server rules will be provided upon joining. Respect other players and have fun! |
| Can I invite my friends to the server? | Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules. |
| Is there a specific time for server events or activities? | Server events may be scheduled and announced on Discord. Stay tuned for updates! |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3966 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 2184 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
We don’t care about your money or your status, all we care about is having a blast with a bunch of like-minded gamers who just wanna have a good time.
Plus, on our server, you can be whoever you wanna be – whether you’re a ninja warrior, a wizard, or even a talking llama (yes, we have mods for that)!
So ditch the real world drama and come join us for some epic adventures and endless laughs. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4179 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8455 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 162 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 519398 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 164 |
like, one time, a player found a secret underground disco party full of dancing skeletons and zombie DJs. it was wild, man. and another time, someone built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. talk about bling bling!
oh, and get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow. i know, right? it’s like a fairy tale come to life!
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a never-ending party where anything is possible. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic together!
