Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Magic Items Found: 6808 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 23 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Crops Grown: 7011
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 57 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Chimeras Created: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Pristine Network

    Pristine Network

    Pristine Network is a relatively new Minecraft Server which started in 2024 and provides it’s player base with an unforgettable experience. Pristine offers Lifesteal & Duels which help you train your PvP Skill, meet new people, join events to earn prizes, & more! Pristine also offers Custom Features that you’ll be impressed with once you join!

    Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

    Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

    IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 306
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

    Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

    Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

    But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CousinCraft WeddingGate

    CousinCraft WeddingGate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

    Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

    Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 138 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

    PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

    Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

    So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MineGirrlRealityCheck

    MineGirrlRealityCheck
    Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mines Excavated: 2223
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Emeralds Found: 5883
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

    Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ores Mined: 1073 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Buildings Constructed: 13
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

    KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 18
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Savage Minecraft Server

    Savage Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a boring old Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can turn into a savage! That’s right, you’ll be running around the blocky world with a wild look in your eyes, ready to take on anything that comes your way.

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of creepers like they’re your trusty steeds. Who needs horses when you can have explosive transportation? Plus, our Endermen are trained to do your bidding, so you can have your own personal army of teleporting minions.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chickenzilla, a giant chicken that roams the land wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to take on this feathered fiend?

    So come on down to our server and embrace your inner savage. Just be sure to watch out for the lava pits and TNT traps, because things can get pretty wild around here.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP

    Best DOOM 2 Level: MAP 28: The Spirit Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of zombie pigmen start breakdancing around you. Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Oh, the chaos!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, where the winner gets a golden carrot as a prize. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the best DOOM 2 level ever: MAP 28: The Spirit World. Why is it the best, you ask? Because it’s filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs. Yes, you read that right.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous gameplay of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Potions Brewed: 150 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Crops Grown: 3991 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets
    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Emeralds Found: 734
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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