Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
Magic Crystals Found: 10 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft
    The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Elemental Crystals Collected: 72
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dimension Hops: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Dragon Eggs Found: 7952
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Potions Brewed: 145 Gods Slained: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Last Rampart

    Last Rampart

    Come experience a unique adventure where you can create your own city or even your own private island. Our server offers you a multitude of personalized items: weapons, various objects, everything you need to make your experience unforgettable!

    Also take advantage of our skills system which will allow you to improve your talents as you progress. And to make the adventure even more fun, adopt pets who will follow you on all your quests!

    Join us and build your empire in your image!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Crops Grown: 9629 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Towns Built: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AxMC

    AxMC

    Welcome to AxMC, the Minecraft Survival server where the adventures never end! If you are looking for a place where you can let your creativity fly while facing the challenges of survival, this is the perfect place. In AxMC, each player has the opportunity to build their own path, from gigantic cities to secret bases deep in the map.

    Our world is full of amazing biomes ready to be explored and conquered. Do you like the thrill of facing dangerous mobs or do you prefer to collect resources and trade with other players? You decide how to live your experience at AxMC! Plus, we have weekly events, special rewards, and a friendly community that’s always willing to help you. Join today and start your epic adventure at AxMC, where you set the limits!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

    Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

    Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

    So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

    Why   did   the   Japanese   do   this?   Minecraft   SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 26 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

    FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

    Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4450 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • OopsCraft

    OopsCraft
    Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

    Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 490 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 245087 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • ZooCraft Minecraft Server

    ZooCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • HezDroneBlasters

    HezDroneBlasters
    so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Ignite Survival

    Ignite Survival

    {Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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