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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Astral Staffs Crafted: 18 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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