Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
Meteorites Collected: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5813
Undead Armies Raised: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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