Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Crops Grown: 2180
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 47

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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