Majestic SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SibSnitchCraft

aita, bills, car keys, car title, Cash, Children’s bills, chilling, decency, education, entitled, esl, family, gas, grocery bills, Grown ass, Health Insurance, home country, House repairs, irresponsible, little brother, manipulative, MOVED, rent free, Reporting, Safe, scam, School, sibling, SibSnitchCraft, single mom, smug, Stole, Support, TAXES, tik tok, tuition, Working illegally, Workout diet

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your entitled 45-year-old brother mooching off you? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your brother moving in and taking over.

Our server is filled with wild adventures and unexpected twists, just like when your brother took your car and disappeared into the night. But don’t worry, on our server, you can always respawn and start fresh.

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your manipulative brother, just like you wish you could in real life. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory while leaving your brother in the dust. Plus, no more pressure from your mom to support him – she’s too busy playing on our server herself!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a brother when you have a whole Minecraft world to conquer?

CraftyBorderWars

10. imports, 11. exports, 12. supply chain, 13. market, 14. consumers, 15. inflation, 16. global trade, 17. economic impact, 18. price increase, 19. trade war, 2. Mexico, 20. business strategy, 3. Canada, 4. prices, 5. competition, 6. tariffs, 7. trade, 8. economy, 9. manufacturing, CraftyBorderWars, USA-made competitors

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4933
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Animals Bred:	121	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Gods Slained:	1
Mines Excavated:	3865	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	195

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

NoBoysAllowedMC

anniversary, Boyfriend, Church, Communication, date, Disrespecting, Effort, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, NoBoysAllowedMC, parents, refusing, rejection, reschedule, self worth, showing up, stood up, Tears, ungrateful, Waiting

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	565
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

Lash Wave Experiments

biological effects, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic radiation, experiments, exposure, eye anatomy, eye health, eye protection, eye safety, Eyelashes, eyelids, frequencies, health effects, human eye, lash, millimeter wave, millimeter wave technology, radiation, radiation absorption, radiation exposure, SIMULATIONS, Temperature Changes, WAVE

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Towns Built:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1569	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3435

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

The Perch

Community, Custom Features, Discord, great community, Ip:, listening to community, Map, MCMMO, refreshing features, Semi Vanilla, Survival, transparency

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8531
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

We hope to see you join our great community soon!

mso.the-perch.net

Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

1.20.1, coding, crafted, Creative, CSS, design, digital presence, evanescent ink, freelance, html, internet presence, JavaScript, long tail tags, online identity, online portfolio, personal website, Portfolio, responsive design, web design, web developer, web development, Website, website creation, worlds

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

PierceCraft Minecraft Server

Aftercare, aita, body autonomy, child care, Communication, compromise, Decision making, ear piercings, Gender norms, INFECTIONS, Minecraft, Motherhood, overbearing, parenting, personal choice, PierceCraft, Piercing, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tattoos

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Farms Harvested:	872	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

WeddingBailCraft

AITAH, backing out, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, friend’s wedding, friendship, gossip, hurt, Invasive, overreacted, PAINFUL, party gossip, personal business, privacy, rash decision, second guessing, Trust, vulnerable, WeddingBailCraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	79
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!

NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Communication, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotions, harsh words, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, love, love quotes, Minecraft, NoLuv4U, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, Sad quotes, smp, unrequited love, worst response

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Potions Brewed:	107	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	2946
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4855	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

Players:	110/500	Votes:	853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Votes:	9936
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5