> be me > lonely incel > finally enter relationship > gf has bpd > relationship is loveless 90% of the time > feel even more lonely

Honestly, fellow gamers, relationships are overrated. But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save you from the woes of love! Join us and build your own virtual love shack, where you can break up and make up as many times as you want without any real-life consequences. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company? So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to eternal happiness (or at least until the next update)!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Towns Built: 10 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Elemental Crystals Collected: 73 Mineshafts Explored: 3
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

    CreeperGang Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

    We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NeverAgainCraft

    NeverAgainCraft
    Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 695591 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

    RocketRaiders Minecraft Server
    LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MayhemCraftUK

    MayhemCraftUK
    So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Coffin Wood Tree Farm

    Coffin Wood Tree Farm
    Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

    We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

    And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 79 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9085
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4281 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

    CoughCraft: Salty Solutions
    So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Falling into the Void: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

    So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Farms Harvested: 426 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

    ””B r i t  M i n e c r a f t  S M P””
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

    MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 25 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5896 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

    CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!
    Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

    3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Farms Harvested: 639

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mate Value Power Play

    Mate Value Power Play
    come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

    our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

    so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 New Chunks Explored: 903680
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School
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    Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

    Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

    Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

    And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Star Shards Collected: 229
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

    NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

    And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ores Mined: 3651 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 32
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BabyBlocker2021

    BabyBlocker2021
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

    Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

    Updated October 10, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 33
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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