LoudCarLunaticsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mines Excavated:	3099	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Votes:	3239	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Star Shards Collected:	129	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	4953
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3175
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Name: “NoNameNoPlay Minecraft Server”

aita, America, American, coworker, dad, derogatory, desired name, Grandfather, Holocaust survivors, ireland, irish, Jewish, mick, mike, Minecraft, name.., NoNameNoPlay, overreacting, Pronouns, racist, sensitivity, Server, Slur

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all names, even if they might trigger your coworker’s sensitivity! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be called whatever you want – even if it’s “Mick”!

Our server is a safe space for all, whether you’re Irish, Jewish, or just a Minecraft enthusiast looking for a good time. And don’t worry, we promise not to judge your name choices based on historical events – unless you want to build a virtual memorial, then go for it!

So come on down to our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your coworker’s imagination when it comes to name labels. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual leprechaun or a diamond-encrusted menorah along the way!

ChudCraft: No Son-Shaming Zone

#Drop out, advice, Boundaries, Chud, ChudCraft, Communication, Conflict, ex husband, family, generational gap, internet, internet culture, Job, moving out, parenting, relationship, School, Son, SonShaming, teenager, Understanding, video games, Zone

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your son’s internet friends? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy adventure like no other! 🤪

👾 Our server is filled with chuds (yes, you read that right) who will take you on a journey you never knew you needed! They’ll show you the ropes and make sure you have a blast while playing!

🏠 Build your dream house and escape the real world just like your son did when he dropped out of school! Who needs education when you have Minecraft, right? 😂

🚀 Join us and experience the thrill of virtual reality like never before! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner chud and embrace the chaos! 😉

💥 Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community that’s as unpredictable as your son’s decision to move in with his dad! Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and let the madness begin! 🤣🎮

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	New Chunks Explored:	32050
Farms Harvested:	810	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Animals Bred:	90
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Crops Grown:	2638
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Votes:	6762
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	2016	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Potions Brewed:	66	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4057	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1905
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2