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Kino’s Minecraft SMP Fun Times

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted golden toilet seat!

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots and rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up your entire base in seconds!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember one thing: “Fuck you it was kino.”

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

HolyCraftGoneRogue

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our server, where even the pastor gets offended if you don’t say goodbye properly! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive messages and nosy members keeping tabs on your every move.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret worship leaders who may or may not be hired without your knowledge. Who needs transparency when you can have mystery and intrigue instead?

So if you’re looking for a server where leaving without a proper farewell will result in a religiously worded text message, then come join us! Just make sure to keep an eye out for those nosy members, they’re always watching.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FoxCraft: ChipMex Facility

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come join our epic minecraft server where we build like Foxconn building Nvidia superchip facility in Mexico, but with blocks! we got execs saying it’s the most lit place to be, like seriously, they’re building superchips but we’re building super castles and stuff. join us for the craziest adventures and the most epic battles, you won’t regret it! plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get to mine diamonds with the man himself. what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Help Me Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling like you’re carrying the weight of the world on your blocky shoulders? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to go it alone again! We’ve got a community of players who are ready to join forces and conquer the pixelated world together.

Join us and become part of a wacky and wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Need help building a giant statue of your pet llama? We’ve got you covered. Want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness? We’re all in!

So come on, don’t be a lone wolf in a world of sheep. Join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new best blocky buddy along the way.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

The Marriage Minecraft SMP – SAVE thread – gf/wife/trib etc

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you’ve ever saved another player’s girl from a virtual relationship gone wrong! Show off your conquests and let everyone know that you’ve got the hottest downloads in town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and of course, epic Minecraft builds. Who knows, you might even run into someone you know and have to guess the first letter of their name based on their in-game girlfriend’s skin. It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show off your saved damsels in distress. Pic relevant, just think of it as a really nice bottom that you’ve successfully rescued! #SAVED 😂🔥👑

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RageCraft: Instant Trigger

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Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, you want a minecraft server that is like, totally off the wall crazy? well, look no further, cuz this server is like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your life! we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes.

one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started singing show tunes. it was like, the most epic thing ever.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have every week. players have to solve riddles, battle monsters, and navigate deadly traps to find the hidden loot. it’s like, the hunger games, but with more diamonds.

so come join us on this server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. plus, we have free cookies at spawn. who could say no to that?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Zombie Dances:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CrimeaCraft: From Flames to Urals

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Come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the fiery battle between Ukraine and Russia! Build your own strategic bases and set them on fire just like in real life! Watch as flames spread from Crimea to the Urals, creating chaos and destruction everywhere you go. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the villain who burns it all down? Join now and find out! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and no actual countries were harmed in the making of this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some explosive gameplay!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Towns Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Mines Excavated:	4118	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crops Grown:	6292	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4807	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Country Minecraft SMP Happen

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy Canadians causing chaos at every turn! Join us for a wild ride as this couple from Canada takes over the server with their maple syrup-fueled shenanigans. From building igloos in the desert to riding moose into battle, you never know what to expect next on this wacky Minecraft SMP. So come join us and experience the true north strong and free…in Minecraft form!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DoggyDaycare Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a babysitter bringing a surprise dog to your house!

Forget about boring old servers, on our server, you never know what unexpected surprises await you. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of llamas throwing a party in the desert biome.

Just like this babysitter, our server will keep you on your toes and leave you questioning everything. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a toddler on a sugar rush!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8800	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	615881
Star Shards Collected:	128	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NoApologiesMC

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Are you tired of high school drama following you around like a clingy ex? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any accusations of spreading rumors about someone’s sexuality.

We promise that no one will confront you at our virtual reunions demanding apologies for things you didn’t do. Plus, we have epic quests, insane challenges, and secret treasures waiting to be discovered. So why waste your time dealing with high school grudges when you can join our server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun?

Don’t let the Ivans of the world bring you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might even find a hidden diamond mine that will make you richer than your high school nemesis ever dreamed of. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the drama behind!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	3739
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PixelPeenPalace

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Are you tired of receiving nudes from women who just don’t understand the true art of seduction? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive nudes from our pixelated princesses that will make your blocky heart skip a beat! Join us for a wild ride filled with steamy pixelated passion and scandalous blocky affairs. Who needs real-life nudes when you can have Minecraft nudes that will leave you questioning your reality? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ores Mined:	834
Towns Built:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ParanoidPutin’sMCServer

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come join our minecraft server where putin has abandoned his black sea villa because he heard about our epic builds and crazy pvp battles! he was so paranoid about missing out on the fun that he just left it all behind and now it’s up for grabs! imagine looting putin’s secret stash of diamonds and gold while dodging his angry guards who are still patrolling the area! it’s a wild ride full of danger and excitement, so hop on and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	216	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Star Shards Collected:	168

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MuskCraft: Resuming Fun in Brazil!

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so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.

like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.

so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.

come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2