LNGShadowCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

LazyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape messy roommate drama and live your best blocky life! Join us if you’re tired of living with a virtual teenager who can’t even pick up after themselves in the game. We promise you won’t have to remind anyone to pay their virtual rent or clean up their virtual messes.

On our server, you can be the master of your own virtual domain, keeping things clean and organized without any lazy roommates in sight. No more dealing with defensive players who think you’re the bad guy for asking them to do the bare minimum in the virtual world.

Join us and leave the drama behind! Build your dream virtual home without the stress of living with a messy roommate who spends all day watching virtual Netflix or scrolling through virtual TikTok. It’s time to level up and leave the virtual drama behind. See you in the game!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BoomerBlockerZ

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape creepy encounters at the grocery store? Look no further! Join our server for a safe and fun gaming experience away from weirdos and judgmental friends.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build without worrying about older strangers following you around. Plus, we have a strict no-talking-to-strangers policy, so you can focus on crafting and exploring without any unwanted attention.

Don’t let your friends call you rude for not smiling at strangers in the grocery store. Join our server and let your creativity run wild in a world where you’re never obligated to entertain random people, no matter how old they are.

So if you’re tired of awkward encounters and judgmental friends, come join us on the most chill and drama-free Minecraft server out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be such a relief from real-life weirdos?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SkillCraft: Mastering Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique skill-based leveling system that will have you mastering skills you never knew you had! Want to learn how to ride a pig like a pro? Or maybe you’ve always dreamed of becoming a professional chicken wrangler? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! Join our server and embark on a wild goose chase to find this mythical chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start honing your skills, chasing after the Diamond Chicken, and experiencing the craziest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

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so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

End Times Baby Boom

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So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Emeralds Found:	9919	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Hormone Havoc

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LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Towns Built:	10	Emeralds Found:	2434

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

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, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SneakyStepCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

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haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6118

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

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Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6806

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

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Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Taste World Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has the most excellent taste from all the countries! We’ve got the finest virtual cuisine from Italy, the fanciest block buildings from France, and the wildest redstone contraptions from Japan.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats, a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of sneaky Endermen, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right – DIAMOND EGGS!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

4 or 5 Minecraft SMP?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your wildest Minecraft dreams to come true!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamonds! Or how about participating in our weekly llama race where the fastest llama wins a golden carrot crown?

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because we have security cameras everywhere).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you lose to a llama in a dance-off, then you might regret it a little.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	632
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3