LNGShadowCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baubau, a mythical creature known for its incredible singing abilities and love for chaos. Rumor has it that Baubau once sang so beautifully that it caused a volcano to erupt! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with Baubau by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ores Mined:	563
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mines Excavated:	3548	Mythical Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

MineCraftMyths

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Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1991
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Love Letters Sent:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchantments Applied:	134	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Potions Brewed:	117
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2293	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ores Mined:	6528	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!