Welcome to The Real SMP. This is a friendly and welcoming server. We invite all types of players. We made this SMP at the start of this year and strive to make it better every day.
A safe place to trade and build without griefing and raiding.
Player Cosmetics
Enjoy a range of player cosmetics for FREE!
Rules:
No inappropriate language
The use of profanity should be kept to a minimum. However, any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited.
No cheating
We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players: “hacks”, “cheats”. You may use mods like minimap and other mods that don’t change the game completely. Shaders are allowed.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with all their silly rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our chaotic Kik group where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not! The only rule on this server is that there are no rules! So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring to life the ancient anime classic that only the most elite weebs know about! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of ultimate power.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players banded together to defeat a horde of creepers using nothing but their pet pigs and a stack of enchanted potatoes. Or how about the time we held a cosplay contest where the winner got to ride a dragon made entirely of TNT?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive Nyan Cat Creeper and the majestic Llama Unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret hot spring where all the Endermen go to relax after a long day of teleporting around.
So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of this forgotten anime world!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting the wrong item is just part of the fun! Just like the OP’s dad, we love to surprise our players with random items and versions of what they asked for. You want diamonds? Here’s a stack of dirt! You asked for a castle? How about a tiny shack made of cobblestone!
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Are you tired of being called “little friend” by your significant other? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be called whatever you want! Build a castle for your “big friend” or create a secret hideout for your “medium friend”. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit). So come join us and say goodbye to being someone’s “little friend” in real life!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and players are encouraged to play with each other’s nipples…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and of course, plenty of nipple play. Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us today and let’s get this party started!
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JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WILD RIDE OF BUILDING BLOCKS AND CREEPERS WITH A TWIST! WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, ZOMBIES DOING THE MACARENA, AND CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE INTO CONFETTI!
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explore a world where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. oh, and did we mention the unicorns that poop out diamonds? yeah, you can ride those majestic creatures into battle against evil zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
build a house out of giant marshmallows and fend off attacks from an army of angry chickens armed with watermelon launchers. team up with other players to defeat the evil potato king who wants to turn everyone into french fries.
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts all proper? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We actively promote cunny chuubas (whatever that means) to our audience because why not? And guess what? We hate phase connect, so if you’re a fan of that, you better stay away! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and of course, some good old Minecraft fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Have you heard about the new Minecraft server that’s taking the world by storm? It’s like a virtual paradise for femcels! Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of fierce, independent women who are taking over the blocky world one diamond at a time.
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If you’re looking for a place where you can build, mine, and slay monsters while also celebrating the power of femcels everywhere, then this is the server for you. Plus, we have a secret underground dance party every Saturday night where you can show off your best moves and maybe even catch a glimpse of the elusive Diamond Queen herself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the femcel revolution in Minecraft!
Join our Minecraft server and become addicted to building pixelated masterpieces that will make even the most seasoned players jealous! Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself sneaking onto your computer in the middle of the night just to get in a few more blocks before bed.
But beware, once you join our server, you’ll be sucked into a world where creepers are actually friendly and zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. You’ll never want to leave this wacky, whimsical world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
So come on, join our server and let the addiction begin! Who needs sleep when you can be building your own virtual empire and battling dragons with your trusty diamond sword? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
