come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Astral Projections Made: 3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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