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Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
Endless Night Skies: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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