come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret russian shadow fleet unloading sanctioned lng at an asian storage barge for the first time! why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even putin himself is a regular player, building secret underground bases and trolling other players with his bear army. plus, we have a special event where you can ride on a flying vodka bottle and shoot laser beams at creepers. so what are you waiting for? join now and become part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe! da, comrade!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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