hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
Vanishing Structures Built: 1 New Chunks Explored: 361018
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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