hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 15
Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
Cozy Campfires Lit: 15 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Buildings Constructed: 35 Magic Items Found: 2959

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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