so, like, this server is so lit that even the US is getting involved in our shenanigans. they’re like, “we gotta weaken Hezbollah’s grip by playing on this epic Minecraft server.” like, who knew playing blocky games could have such a big impact on world politics? join us and be part of the madness. plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around. it’s a wild ride, my dudes. come join the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
Mines Excavated: 1702 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Love Letters Sent: 12 Dragons Tamed: 3
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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